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dreevsa t1_j9sj1wt wrote

Where is the joke?

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[deleted] OP t1_j9sj6g9 wrote

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TheRedBow t1_j9sn5sn wrote

So you made a “joke” about your imaginary friend beating the devil lol

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Uriel_dArc_Angel t1_j9skkjr wrote

Aren't jokes supposed to be funny...?

There isn't a joke here...

It's just a short, weird biblical fanfiction...

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[deleted] OP t1_j9skxj1 wrote

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4bdnfruit t1_j9sl3jr wrote

Who knew God was the ultimate Deceiver...

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Uriel_dArc_Angel t1_j9sl50m wrote

That's not really a joke though...

That's just pretty much just how God apparently behaves...

I mean a joke has to have a punchline...

Someone actually punching someone else doesn't count...

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InsidiousColossus t1_j9sm1ax wrote

He didn't say he wanted to be like God. He just wanted to be spared from punishment.

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YoghurtDefiant666 t1_j9smm5b wrote

So that's what killed jesus. Domestic violence. Fatherly abuse.

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deluded_soul t1_j9smyib wrote

I want the last 2 minutes of my life back.

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mtrlkr t1_j9so2s7 wrote

It took you two minutes to read that?

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HuntressOnyou t1_j9slejf wrote

But god gives children cancer, how can he be a real g?

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4bdnfruit t1_j9snan4 wrote

OP is a certified clown.

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d_bb_d t1_j9smsgg wrote

🦗🦗🦗

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Beowulf1896 t1_j9speuy wrote

This is what happens when you complain about reposts

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[deleted] OP t1_j9slf3s wrote

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4bdnfruit t1_j9slkjo wrote

The Devil stood up for his freedom. God's followers are the real pussies.

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Edwin1070 t1_j9snzh3 wrote

Not just his. He stood up for all humanity!!
God wanted mindless, obedient drones, Satan wanted humanity to choose their own path, so he gave them freedom and wisdom. THAT is the real story of the fruit of the tree.

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4bdnfruit t1_j9soz0b wrote

Exactly. God didn't want humans to have their own knowledge of good and evil. But Satan encouraged humans to obtain this knowledge by eating the forbidden fruit, and in doing so, he liberated mankind from blind obedience. When humans obtained a conscience of their own, they gained the ability to think for themselves.

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