You are sure about that?
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[deleted] t1_j9gsc6y wrote
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tomjam91 t1_j9gthz6 wrote
Exactly. Unless we're missing something? It's really lame.
EsUnTiro t1_j9hfywg wrote
“Ahh got myself! 😆”
Old timer ass joke
RussiaIsBestGreen t1_j9iejix wrote
I experienced this profoundly stupid… thing… a few times as a kid.
“What are the colors of the US flag?”
“Red, white, and blue.”
“And isn’t a color! Gotcha!”
lenny_ray t1_j9iu6cw wrote
Ok, have this one instead.
Teacher: "In some languages, a double negative is a positive. But there is no language in which a double positive is a negative"
Student in the back: "Yeah, right"
fighter_pil0t t1_j9j4g2q wrote
3 days by my last count.
imnotdolphin t1_j9fhmv3 wrote
Sure
Peterchamps t1_j9fjhnd wrote
Shure
Karmachinery t1_j9gtxez wrote
Musician found!
Frednotbob t1_j9isjya wrote
Shoot, I thought I was the first one to make the comment...
surdtmash t1_j9fkcbu wrote
Yeah and measure is the only word where the single S makes a zchj sound. Treasure that for sure!
pauleds t1_j9ggnq3 wrote
Check it at your leisure!
EvilRedRobot t1_j9fh6ur wrote
My friend Sean disagrees
Thatguy_withahat31 t1_j9g1z2t wrote
Same about his brother Seamus
Technical_Ad_2013 t1_j9hbnj3 wrote
And my aunty Siobhan
Trips-Over-Tail t1_j9hwpyv wrote
Irish phonemes do not count!
HunkyMump t1_j9gieac wrote
Sean Connery has entered the chat: "Shertainly Sheems Sho."
curiosity-2020 t1_j9gvcwj wrote
Exactly this
JksG_5 t1_j9gb0lz wrote
Sit
F1eshWound t1_j9h96x0 wrote
you're not Dutch are you?
IcemanBrutus t1_j9fk9fc wrote
Surely not!
lubezki t1_j9foi9n wrote
They keep sharing this joke here for some reason. Its probably the 4th time in two months that its shared jn this exact page though.
BastionBloke t1_j9fhzsc wrote
Unless you have a lisp.
jauntilyRuffle t1_j9fjey4 wrote
Sure it’s
SweetSoursop t1_j9fnh8o wrote
Unless you are Sean Connery (†)
Cthulhu625 t1_j9gv1m2 wrote
The Kombucha mushroom people
Sitting around all day
Who can believe you?
Who can believe you?
Let your mother pray
Sugar
Sugar
fish-jump t1_j9h79es wrote
No sit!
McShoobydoobydoo t1_j9fnowb wrote
Sean Connery enters the chat
josegarrao t1_j9ftr7c wrote
Surely not
Flip_d_Byrd t1_j9gqjlb wrote
Surely you can't be serious.
Ambitious-Minute t1_j9gwv28 wrote
Should sucks actually be pronounced shucks?
karimamin t1_j9h41s2 wrote
Russia. That has two "sh" sounds.
Rush-Shya
[deleted] t1_j9h6gc9 wrote
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CCTreghan t1_j9h6z3k wrote
Sure, sure... Nods slowly
What is a word that starts with w and ends with t.
F1eshWound t1_j9h94sg wrote
sure...
Entire-Elevator-1388 t1_j9hwepc wrote
Sure
OrvilleBeddoe t1_j9i9nkh wrote
I remeber hearing this in the late 80’s, from a guy who heard about it in the 60’s and he claimed it was a quote or exchange from George Bernard Shaw, who died in 1950. And amazingly it is still making the rounds.
Conscious_Exit_5547 t1_j9iavfn wrote
Surley you can't be serious...
AdministrativeFox784 t1_j9iiuah wrote
You sure about that that’s why?
[deleted] t1_j9ishz5 wrote
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PapaStone69 t1_j9j3jkw wrote
Sure, if you say so.
masshiker t1_j9ftfr5 wrote
English sucks
Response-Cheap t1_j9h24mm wrote
Fuck you.
scottwax t1_j9gnnv5 wrote
Well shit.
Warejon9 t1_j9fhlq0 wrote
Oh suit!
PygmeePony t1_j9g0zy2 wrote
I've had the displeasure of seeing this joke being reposted all the time.