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NewPartyDress t1_ja699o3 wrote

A spellamander?

Q: What do you call a lizard who knows calculus?

A: Isaac Newt

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calvinnok t1_ja731rv wrote

I'm pretty sure neither salamanders nor newts are lizards

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NewPartyDress t1_ja7pqia wrote

Am phibian about newts and salamanders being lizards. Am sorry.

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sintakks t1_ja87m4d wrote

They also tell me I'm fun at parties.

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AE_WILLIAMS OP t1_ja6gi7m wrote

The ones that are found in England are Oxford comma chameleons. They have had their semicolon removed.

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NewPartyDress t1_ja6jtxx wrote

Iguana suggest you stop before you have to pay the syntax or receive a long sentence for dragon this concept too far.

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AE_WILLIAMS OP t1_ja74629 wrote

>dragon

Boy, George! You really slayed that!

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NewPartyDress t1_ja7vx8x wrote

I bow to you, Sir Laughsalot. You are truly O'dowd with a genius nonsense of sWordplay! ⚔️

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