Submitted by AE_WILLIAMS t3_11d1lcg in Jokes
A comma comma comma comma comma chameleon!
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NewPartyDress t1_ja699o3 wrote
A spellamander?
Q: What do you call a lizard who knows calculus?
A: Isaac Newt
Background_Touchdown t1_ja69x77 wrote
It comes and goes.
IV_Attempts t1_ja6dua8 wrote
AE_WILLIAMS OP t1_ja6gi7m wrote
The ones that are found in England are Oxford comma chameleons. They have had their semicolon removed.
NewPartyDress t1_ja6jtxx wrote
Iguana suggest you stop before you have to pay the syntax or receive a long sentence for dragon this concept too far.
ohnodopey t1_ja6q105 wrote
IT COMES AND GO-OH-OH-OHSSS!!!!
calvinnok t1_ja731rv wrote
I'm pretty sure neither salamanders nor newts are lizards
AE_WILLIAMS OP t1_ja74629 wrote
>dragon
Boy, George! You really slayed that!
AE_WILLIAMS OP t1_ja74i2w wrote
Rumor has it that "In Through the Out Door" was influenced by the Lizard King, when he called Jimmy Page a "pain in the cloaca."
EDIT: Had to change a period to a comma, chameleon.
justk4y t1_ja7c84g wrote
LOVING WOULD BE EASY IF YOUR COLORS WERE LIKE MY DREAMS
NewPartyDress t1_ja7pqia wrote
Am phibian about newts and salamanders being lizards. Am sorry.
NewPartyDress t1_ja7vx8x wrote
I bow to you, Sir Laughsalot. You are truly O'dowd with a genius nonsense of sWordplay! ⚔️
sintakks t1_ja87m4d wrote
They also tell me I'm fun at parties.
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afartinspace t1_jaa6mxb wrote
Fxx
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