Submitted by Majorpain2006 t3_1178an9 in Jokes
KRISTEN: Sure
CHRISTEN: Thanks!
KRIS: Any time!
Comments
StarDustAutobot t1_j9aj8mq wrote
I think my humor is broken. I actually laughed
10/10 Joke
TTT_2k3 t1_j9anpbv wrote
Congratulations! You’ve been officially invited to /r/DadJokes.
StarDustAutobot t1_j9ao3nj wrote
Thank You. It's an honor :D
Olivrser t1_j9imgoy wrote
I can't believe I laughed also
HappyFamily0131 t1_j9akqq2 wrote
TIM: Hey, can I borrow a one?
ANTONE: Sure
TIMONE: Thanks!
ANT: The queen needs food! The babies need food! The queen makes babies!
Hououin_ t1_j9c7fti wrote
Took me longer than I’d like to admit to understand lol
Living-Republic-3669 t1_j9ao9nt wrote
HAMMED: You got any mo'?
HAMMED: Sure.
MOHAMMED: Thanks!
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RedditRushi t1_j9f221c wrote
Mo-Bombed
jadayne t1_j9cadxn wrote
that gave me a sensible chuckle.
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Xaconon t1_j9e9wwb wrote
What a bunch of morons!
Imaginary-Comment-89 t1_j9an2wp wrote
Is that a math joke?
neoprenewedgie t1_j9e7j9i wrote
It's a spelling joke.
Ewetootwo t1_j9cn005 wrote
Chris: Hey can a borrow a T
Christ: please do, I’ve been hanging on it too long.
Christ: It’s mine to bear now.
Chris: You’re a good man, hang in there.