Submitted by Seattleposer t3_117v4ao in Jokes
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Donkey_Karate t1_j9dwpjg wrote
Ground up and in the freezer
luntik86 t1_j9dwtfy wrote
Old Soviet joke:
- Man waits in line at butcher for weekly allotment of food
- After many hours he reaches the front and asks for beef.
- Comrade we’ve no beef left.
- He then asks for chicken
- Comrade we’ve no chicken.
- He then asks for pork.
- Comrade we’ve no pork.
- Exasperated he says: Well if you’ve no beef, pork, or chicken, surely you’ve no fish!
- Comrade this is a butcher shop. The fish market is across the street. That is where they have no fish.
13368021132 t1_j9dx4g3 wrote
this joke is so dark
BawdilyPraise64 t1_j9dxomb wrote
I like my girls like I like my milk.
Rich, white, and 2% fat.
GarbagecanKicks t1_j9dy1zm wrote
"From the corner of the street and I'm not willing to pay more than 250." (Paraphrased Lee Mack joke, adjusted for inflation)
MrSnappyPants t1_j9dy8fe wrote
Medium hot and full of liquor?
Aggravating_Lemon_32 t1_j9e0ge9 wrote
More liked frosty and iced
MirrorMan22102018 t1_j9e0oae wrote
Strong enough to carry me through the day?
xod0mn8t0r t1_j9e0vo3 wrote
*cold and bitter
Big-Salamander6576 t1_j9e25y8 wrote
I prefer mine covered in cream
Awengal t1_j9e3b7z wrote
In various different colors and shades..
BeenThere11 t1_j9e5hbd wrote
Decaf
Gbody1991 t1_j9e7qwm wrote
Sweet and creamy…
Hotch1978 t1_j9e8nk3 wrote
Hot and wet
murdmart t1_j9e9l8h wrote
They are either rich or 2% fat. Pick one.
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_j9ecq9s wrote
Black & strong
Disastrous_Call1705 t1_j9ecs7i wrote
Hot and black on the kitchen table.
BabylonDrifter t1_j9ed853 wrote
Piping hot and sitting on the counter with my name misspelled on her side.
Just_Fuck_My_Code_Up t1_j9ed8r1 wrote
A businessman needs to make a trip to an other city by plane. Sitting comfortably in his business class seat he‘s approached by an stunningly beautiful black flight attendant. With a gorgeous smile she asks him „How would you like your coffee, sir?“. With a big grin he responds „I like my coffee just like my women!“. Without missing a beat she replies „Oh no sir, you don‘t have to pay for it, it‘s actually free!“
JudgmentalBeef t1_j9epoff wrote
Ground into dust and boiled in water
uberguysmiley t1_j9f2l16 wrote
Without someone else's dick in it.
Antique_Direction255 t1_j9ghtwd wrote
Full of bourbon
Few-Bell9609 t1_j9dwj6d wrote
Out of pocket