Submitted by Maleficent_Ninja_ t3_11c05ru in Jokes
It's short, but it always gets laughed at.
Comments
Maleficent_Ninja_ OP t1_ja0u5id wrote
You can make like a baby, and head out..
Ashamed_Definition47 t1_ja0v6nd wrote
Kinda limp ngl
Maleficent_Ninja_ OP t1_ja0xaet wrote
So was the baby..
EnigmaFrug2308 t1_ja0vjsv wrote
It's short, but it does it's job.
ChurchOfAdonitology t1_ja0ywt9 wrote
Not in my coffee joke again
Groucho-Marxist50 t1_ja1k9ir wrote
Reminds me of what my last girlfriend told me. “It may not be fat, but it certainly is short” 😩
Groucho-Marxist50 t1_ja9o0f9 wrote
My wife has little expectations, it’s all good! 😁
leonscum t1_ja1poe1 wrote
Man goes to the doctor and says I have a problem with my testicles.
Doc says let's take a look.
Man says first you have to promise not to laugh.
Doc says i'm a doctor I've seen everything I not going to laugh.
Man drops his drawers in this testicles are the size of M&M's.
Doc bursts out laughing.
Man says you promised not to laugh. What's wrong with them?
Doc hysterically laughing say, they're swollen.
MrPrul t1_ja302sa wrote
Hard to argue with that
Kcnflman t1_ja3bh16 wrote
It’s growing on me
tuckwho t1_ja0tzpj wrote
It's nickname is the baby, premature.