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mtb8404 t1_j98q729 wrote

The punchline I heard 40 years ago was: goalies change their pads after 3 periods.

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nordster497 t1_j9cnm6y wrote

Can't play hockey bc only 2 pads but 3 periods.

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DarkBladeMadriker t1_j98x5q7 wrote

One is an overly aggressive drunk with no teeth, and the other plays hockey.

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blackgaletiger t1_j9ap16u wrote

Hockey players know how to play their positions

Hockey players know how to take a hit

Hockey players know how to work work with 5 guys

Hockey players know how to be a wing man

Hockey players know how to handle a stick

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huniojh t1_j9ak0tt wrote

Hockey players are real

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turnichok t1_j98qsdk wrote

Hockey players change their pads too

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Tomunderhill1 t1_j98rhl4 wrote

Hockey players are humble, polite, and likable.

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Exoskeleton00 t1_j9a6gu5 wrote

You will enjoy seen one of them again.

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man-in-blacks t1_j9a82xv wrote

I was thinking, . She's took more poundings than a hockey player

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furminatior t1_j9aqosy wrote

I thought it was going to say hockey player can take a hit

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Smeathy t1_j9asf59 wrote

What's the similarity?

They both like walking on thin ice

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Cltspur t1_j9czn1s wrote

Hockey players only get 2 minutes for hooking…

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Seniorjones2837 t1_j9b1qny wrote

So she only showers every 3 months? Kind of a shit joke

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