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kindest_asshole t1_j92gsq6 wrote

US Congress

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lysamysza t1_j93qw89 wrote

I want to give you a gold for this but I broke, so take the Imaginary Gold.

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dj41326 t1_j94ir9t wrote

Biden at a climate conference.

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Ok_Alfalfa_9658 t1_j962kx9 wrote

Shh, you can't joke about politicians, we are in an era where sides are drawn and any humor not agreed with is taken personally. Proof will be those silly votes.

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IdontWannaGroUp t1_j92tdyq wrote

We had a group of 4-5 guys go to MacDonald’s every morning after they clocked in. We called them the breakfast club.

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kkitty44 t1_j93gvvm wrote

We had a breakfast club on Friday mornings after our morning meetings with the boss. Eventually we invited the boss to breakfast.

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angelerulastiel t1_j93sx1r wrote

I worked at a counter service restaurant and a manager was required to enter discounts. Like the manager had to enter their PIN, not just get approval. BOTH of our managers on duty left to go get ice cream while on the clock. And I had a group with coupons come in.

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zyndor t1_j954cwv wrote

“Four-Five Guys”?

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Jill_Schitt t1_j95m023 wrote

My thoughts exactly. May as well just start their own restaurant at that point.

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beautiful__demise t1_j92y42q wrote

My ex-boss fired me because I lacked the necessary vision to stay in the company.

I don’t see why she said that.

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Vast-Bus-8648 t1_j93t3z7 wrote

And then you filed a lawsuit for being fired for being visually impaired?

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Abides1948 t1_j92qlwu wrote

I've a specific team of 4 sales reps taking advantage of their narcolepsy to evade suspicion.

They're the Sleeper Sell.

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marklar00 t1_j92gibu wrote

Lockheed Martin assembly line.

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rascible t1_j933nsq wrote

The California Department of Transportation

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KrzychuEDC t1_j97cw4p wrote

United States congress

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Silt99 t1_j92ihyu wrote

In Germany we call them "Beamte"

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bjbigplayer t1_j92ouob wrote

Ex employees if they don't take the initiative to seek help for a sleep disorder. (apnea, narcolepsy, whatever) We do try to help them but if they don't resolve it they can't keep on working.

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Funny_Freedom7556 t1_j939iz0 wrote

i cannot even sleep well in my comfy bed, so i call them lucky sleepers

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Jim6231 t1_j93aeaf wrote

Unemployed

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OldElvis1 t1_j93h3qo wrote

Teamsters? Their logo is a horse which sleeps standing up

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gulper88 t1_j93vyna wrote

City Snow Plow Crew.

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Luked0g44O t1_j93wrpp wrote

Off-duty firefighters?

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Waoifi t1_j94st0i wrote

day dreamers

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WiNTeRzZz47 t1_j952big wrote

And what's their job?

DreamWorks

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stygnar t1_j952ewi wrote

Public workers.

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Fair-Button-1883 t1_j95dvgd wrote

After my first day I got a promotion. The boss said my snoring kept the rest of the employees awake

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soookla t1_j95e0i8 wrote

If they are caught, their boss would like them to be called (prison) cell mates.

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Seeker_00860 t1_j95gwev wrote

How many employees work in your company?

About one third.

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Burntlands1 t1_j972mui wrote

In NYS we had a joke, it was what is big orange and sleeps three? A New York State Thruway Authority truck

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gshndnjf t1_j97i2j4 wrote

Reminds me of a joke I once read:

An Irish construction foreman found one of his workers sound asleep on the job. He shook his head as he looked down at him:

“Sleep on, ya spalpeen. As long as yer asleep, ya got a job. But the second ya wake up, yer fired!”

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JustAnotherHooperYT t1_j9bjcrr wrote

That's what we do during our school projects. Only 50% of our grades. SMH

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harshvibs13 t1_j94nc3i wrote

I'd say a divine team coz they might be meditating and u think that they are sleeping. Very bad..always see good in others.

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Darklancer02 t1_j92d8hi wrote

Fired?

Gen Zers?

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Bromm18 t1_j92g0l9 wrote

Far more likely to happen with the "boomers" given there age.

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Darklancer02 t1_j92tw39 wrote

*their

If you don't wanna get vibe-checked by your elders, it would do to pay attention to your spelling.

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jeffsensi t1_j977pis wrote

Speech to text, “ there” doesn’t translate their. To lazy to typ a response.

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Bromm18 t1_j936is7 wrote

That's one group of words I can never remember, which is the correct one to use. Though sometimes I know I do it on purpose as a passive-aggressive way of annoying someone.

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pjdueck t1_j94vj8h wrote

More like those entitled kids these days… what do we call them…? 🤔 Millennials?

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Darklancer02 t1_j95pg31 wrote

Haven't we moved past millennials into something else now?

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Halorym t1_j93ia7o wrote

A union?

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