Submitted by HawtSinnamon t3_11dnyr1 in Jokes
I don’t know :(
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HawtSinnamon OP t1_jab7ehk wrote
Perfection
rilian4 t1_jaa6o3s wrote
>What do you call a dictionary thief?
I don't know. I'm struggling to find a word for that...
[deleted] t1_jaaa0d1 wrote
A lexi-con artist
HawtSinnamon OP t1_jaadnqi wrote
That’s damn good.
MinerMark t1_jabt8vw wrote
I see you found another one
Bugtotes t1_jab411k wrote
If you steal a Tesla,
….Do you have to rename it an Edison?
Abides1948 t1_jadic6c wrote
Lightbulb moment
gin_and_toxic t1_jaatz4f wrote
How do you reverse search a word in the dictionary?
Oshowott253 t1_jac7a1h wrote
Start at A and work your way through
jrtts t1_jabc9zo wrote
A thiefsaurus?
Al_DeGaulle t1_jabi4wi wrote
I'm at a loss for words.
Royal_Cricket2808 t1_jaaejah wrote
What do you call a dinosaur that steals dictionaries?
DutchOfBurdock t1_jaaep5z wrote
A Cleptospellosaurus?
OlyScott t1_jabli7s wrote
His arch enemy is the thesaurus.
DutchOfBurdock t1_jabrckc wrote
Ahh yes, isn't that the parent species of the Antonymadactil and Synonymosaurus?
Backwardshock t1_ja9sjvo wrote
Was expecting ADDictionary.
Yours was better.
BooBailey808 t1_jac4ys9 wrote
I don't get it
CptKammyJay t1_jab15hx wrote
“I’ll steal your dictionary; I got away with words.” -Weezy
SSSpectator t1_jacbj1r wrote
I literally went in here not knowing what the punchline is and I said to myself I don’t know then looked at the punchline
Regular_Bonus_6385 t1_jaabstl wrote
A word robber!
Exitium24 t1_jaetaoj wrote
Wobber?
mysterjw t1_jaawdrv wrote
I can't find the word for it.
zipflop t1_jab9cjg wrote
Lost for words?
PenguinHero007 t1_jabez4q wrote
Stolen from its shelf
Pages of words and knowledge gone
Silence fills the room
Zygarde718 t1_jab4tts wrote
What a way to word it!
intheyard305 t1_jacm00a wrote
Super fucking desperate
HawtSinnamon OP t1_jae7kph wrote
True
EconomicsNeat8842 t1_jacznee wrote
Literary Larson
YourFaveG1rl t1_jadet91 wrote
This sounds like a word crime to me
HawtSinnamon OP t1_jae7j0v wrote
Weird Al Yankovic would agree
Prudent_Exit_8346 t1_jadzdi9 wrote
A lexi-Con???
HawtSinnamon OP t1_jae6nno wrote
Alright that’s better
Prudent_Exit_8346 t1_jae70x0 wrote
Thanks
cabalavatar t1_jaeq501 wrote
Lexikleptomanic!
DutchOfBurdock t1_jaaef7d wrote
We'll just have to call them a dictionary theif.
[deleted] t1_jac51on wrote
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Virtual_Ad2690 t1_jacir2x wrote
All these jokes I see are really getting more lame 😒
HawtSinnamon OP t1_jae7x0x wrote
This is the funniest joke you’ve ever heard and you know it
PHL-LAX t1_jadiem6 wrote
A volume booster.
contaygious t1_jadnkxn wrote
I don't get this jooooke
HawtSinnamon OP t1_jae7gbk wrote
The dictionary can define every word in the world, and that son of a bitch stole it from me. Because I can’t look up the word or definition, I don’t even know what to call them!
n30nl30n t1_jaed2pm wrote
Hello.. police? Someone stole my dictionary- I'm lost for words
Dutch-Sculptor t1_jabvl5f wrote
By his name.
Abides1948 t1_jadi8kb wrote
The Saurus.
hudrogen2 t1_ja9th53 wrote
Would have been more relevant 3 days ago
[deleted] t1_ja9rrca wrote
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ThomazRaul t1_jaa6nrk wrote
Is your friend ok with it?
DutchOfBurdock t1_jaaej15 wrote
I would prefer to be called Kentucky fried rice rather than "it" 😂
flt1 t1_jab2wkp wrote
Not sure, but the crime was filed under vocaburglary