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triploidJoyride141 t1_ja32wl8 wrote

Chuck Norris Avenue had to be renamed, since no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

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publiclyGlaze81 t1_ja33ggo wrote

Chuck Norris invented giraffes when he gave a horse an uppercut..

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sorcerer86pt t1_ja34w9y wrote

Monster kids check under the beds for Chuck Norris

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DrDabsMD t1_ja39blh wrote

Tell the joke right if you're going to tell it. It's, "Chuck Norris once threw a grenade, killed 2000 people, then the grenade exploded." It's funnier this way because it implies Chuck Norris did the killing, not the grenade.

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halflifer2k t1_ja3ecyr wrote

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 26394 1/2 people. Then it exploded.

Can’t wait to hear how many the the next grenade kills!

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sorcerer86pt t1_ja35340 wrote

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, instead he pushes down the planet

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first_porn_unicorn t1_ja38buv wrote

Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet; water gets Chuck Norrised.

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Snowbattt t1_ja3as51 wrote

Are we gonna see a day pass by where this joke isn't reposted here?

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berkleysquare t1_ja3inzw wrote

Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 2001 people...........

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hairybagel27 t1_ja3bb1p wrote

If you are gonna repost, at least Word the joke properly. You fucked it up. Threw a grenade AND killed 2000 people. Get it right, chuck Norris would have

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