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beautiful__demise t1_j9242hw wrote

The police knocked at my door, saying that my dog was chasing a kid on his bike. I slammed the door on them.

My dog doesn’t even have a bike.

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Maleficent_Alfalfa94 t1_j934n0c wrote

Maybe your dog stole some other kids bike and chased that kid down the street. There's nothing like the feeling of fear you'd feel while you're being chased down the street by a vicious dog baring it's teeth and barking and snarling as it chases you. What could be worse than that except a vicious man eating shark named Jaws. Scary folks very scary !

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Maleficent_Alfalfa94 t1_j93564j wrote

Scarier when being chased by a vicious dog or shark chasing you on a bike. Very very scary folks ?

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