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Turboteg90 t1_ja4n3t2 wrote

Most food really.

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Zeric79 t1_ja4rc6n wrote

What kind of food are you eating?

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MiceTonerAccount t1_ja4rsui wrote

Pasta?

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PSUAth t1_ja8yoek wrote

Wet the dry Dry the wet Wet the dry Dry the wet Wet the dry

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boitrubl t1_jaamc2t wrote

Spaghetti and Chicken Parm for dinner it is!

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One_Toe2819 t1_ja91zzp wrote

Takis

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dafoodooman t1_ja9h277 wrote

Don't forget the unbearable burning sensation. That's a key part of the Takis(tm) experience!

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sutroheights t1_ja5lxzi wrote

Pringles mostly. Sometimes Funyuns if I’m feeling groovy.

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CynergyDiva t1_ja8fhdd wrote

Why is your food coming out?

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CynergyDiva t1_ja8o4pe wrote

I take that back. I just remembered there’s the other end to consider

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Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_ja4qm9r wrote

Digestive in a cup of tea

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Badass-19 t1_ja6qzds wrote

Your digestive comes out?

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Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_ja6w6v7 wrote

The trick is to only do the 2 second rule

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Superego13itch t1_ja7gyer wrote

2 seconds hardly seems worth it. Not enough time for any tea/coffee to soak into the biscuit or even melt the chocolate.

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Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_ja7tb67 wrote

Are you talking digestives or hobnobs, different entity

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Superego13itch t1_ja7wdn6 wrote

The King of Biscuits - McVities Chocolate Digestives!

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Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_ja8djdv wrote

Yep, but take into account they have a chocolate barrier, so I agree, the dunk needs to be longer to absorb required amount of tea. ☕️

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legallyalienated t1_ja8yryj wrote

Agree. But caution is in order for those who are yet uninitiated! There are currently no Rehab Clinics for McVites Digestives. A resource Digestive consumers resolutely don’t want, but desperately need!

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Ogfrebu83 t1_ja5np9h wrote

What goes in stiff, comes out wet, and smells like fish.

The scuba diver.

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Chemical-Routine9893 t1_ja4wnbj wrote

Trying to defrost bread in the microwave.

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Draconic_Soul t1_ja56xek wrote

When I had braces, I actually did this. Especially when the old thread was just replaced by a new/smaller thread. My teeth hurt pretty bad, so I didn't want to have to chew much.

I found it that microwaving frozen slices of bread with peanut butter and chocolate sprinkles made them come out so soft and warm that I didn't even really need to chew at all (as long as I finished it before it cooled down, because after a while it would become pretty tough and hard)

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Hello-mah-baby t1_ja6injg wrote

WAIT WAIT I KNOW THIS ONE I KNOW THIS ONE ITS WHEN THE PENIS AND THE VAGINA HAVE SEX YEAH I THINK

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Waitsfornoone t1_ja5ftic wrote

Gum ... if it's far enough in the bum.

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Baiyko t1_ja6w7vv wrote

Me in your mom

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SomugaienParfu t1_ja7e03l wrote

If your first thought is 'penis', you may need to consider applying lube or saliva beforehand. Going in dry is very chafing and would cause discomfort for both you and your partner.

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Rare_Example_7120 t1_ja4vycl wrote

My mind is in the gutter smh

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External_Appeal_1727 t1_ja7hrya wrote

No, you read the question....nowhere is there a reference to food in the question.....so the answer is clearly ....a dick. Ticks all the boxes *pun intended. Not a wrong answer imo

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[deleted] t1_ja4vajs wrote

any nut tho i dont like the way it comes out

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onairmastering t1_ja58nkf wrote

At least tell the full freakin' joke.

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ChurchOfAdonitology OP t1_ja5bfap wrote

The full joke is there

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Redbeard4006 t1_ja5ud6j wrote

My first thought was noodles.

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redecided t1_ja6este wrote

Your mom at confession.

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johnathome t1_ja7z2pr wrote

Crusty Jizz sock in the washing machine

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DutchOfBurdock t1_ja6qqe0 wrote

What's long, stiff and full of seaman.

A submarine.

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Translationerr0r t1_ja8zzeo wrote

A penis during sex. Oh right, this is Reddit....

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skaote t1_ja5awp7 wrote

Washcloth in the shower

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DirtFoot79 t1_ja5l07l wrote

A murder victim. Bury them while they're in rigor mortis. They come out moist and gooey when the police dig them up.

Source: I didn't do anything wrong, I want a lawyer.

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khymbote t1_ja5slws wrote

Pasta and rice

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shawnp2 t1_ja5vnvj wrote

Noodles? Yes

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dgm42 t1_ja5xbsu wrote

Biscotti.

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JollyGreenStone t1_ja6ac7k wrote

As my lesbian friend once told me, most women are like pasta: rigidly straight until they get wet.

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Rich_Two t1_ja6e6e7 wrote

What goes in soft and wet and comes out hard and dry?

Too much gum.

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Belly84 t1_ja6ibno wrote

Mom's spaghetti

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wolf805 t1_ja6p39o wrote

Jeez people its not so hard. its obviously a dick! lmao

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liamalain t1_ja6v420 wrote

A teenager’s 10 day old cum sock.

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KemBar14 t1_ja7comp wrote

Me after litterally one beer

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CryptographerMedical t1_ja7cxe1 wrote

What's grey and wrinkly and hangs out Grandpa's boxer shorts...? : : : : : Grandma!

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galwaygirl77 t1_ja7ds0j wrote

Laundry & a washing machine?

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Best8meme t1_ja7egfm wrote

Me when last night oh wait gum works too

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D00mfl0w3r t1_ja7hq8z wrote

Noodles but ok also gum

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de_VoYd t1_ja7inoq wrote

Any metal when it goes past melting point

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aj__x3 t1_ja7ljw5 wrote

Soap bar

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DABailey85 t1_ja7vxiz wrote

An oreo cookie or a penis. 😁

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patcat21 t1_ja7yyq6 wrote

My sweet bread in the coffee!

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Eva11k t1_ja8c7tw wrote

A sponge

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Cat_in_the_box2000 t1_ja8cfvt wrote

Gum goes in soft but stiff and comes out hard in my experience

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duedamage111 t1_ja8h1te wrote

teenage boys socks before theyre washed

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jimhabfan t1_ja9a8t0 wrote

I was going to say gum stuck on a penis, but gum works too.

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gr8ful_cube t1_ja9d1jk wrote

Gum more like cum haha (i am in desperate need of medical attention)

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NDodma01 t1_ja9d4p6 wrote

Let me noodle on that for a bit

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joe1404 t1_ja9t830 wrote

A biscuit dipped in tea or coffee

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barronelli t1_ja9tr36 wrote

In hard and dry? You’re doing it wrong.

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newtypexvii17 t1_ja7toiz wrote

Yes pasta too... how is this a joke?

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99KV99 t1_ja8r1ut wrote

Why is it a but? Shouldn’t it be what goes in hard AND comes out wet

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