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SnuglyScalp t1_j9fveq5 wrote on February 21, 2023 at 5:01 PM

It is my turn to post this joke tomorrow

wrenhunter t1_j9g6ewd wrote on February 21, 2023 at 6:11 PM

It’s breeding like rabbis.

Cosmo1222 t1_j9g7j0b wrote on February 21, 2023 at 6:18 PM

Or bleeding rabbits?

creedalBillion75 t1_j9fwecx wrote on February 21, 2023 at 5:07 PM

Then they ask him: ‟Are you positive?”

RolloutTieDispenser t1_j9gfzyd wrote on February 21, 2023 at 7:38 PM

Batty: Only fools are positive.

Zak: Are you sure?

Batty: I'm positive...

Batty: I fell for it! I should have known!

Shreemaan420 t1_j9gg37h wrote on February 21, 2023 at 7:39 PM

Only for covid it said.

Oh wait, wrong animal.

cwsexton2014 t1_j9funj5 wrote on February 21, 2023 at 4:56 PM

I am not English enough to understand

KaleidoscopeLow8084 t1_j9fvz0o wrote on February 21, 2023 at 5:04 PM

Rabbit is a typo for Rabbi.

Dampware t1_j9fwi2n wrote on February 21, 2023 at 5:08 PM

And "type-o" is a blood type.

SheeBang_UniCron t1_j9fy7hs wrote on February 21, 2023 at 5:19 PM

And a pastor is a priest that can get married and have kids.

Mental-Astronaut-664 t1_j9fv0da wrote on February 21, 2023 at 4:58 PM

Hahaha. Finally one I haven’t heard.

Figorix t1_j9ghi9g wrote on February 21, 2023 at 7:51 PM

Removed is weird thing to ask ;(

notinmywheelhouse t1_j9gbou0 wrote on February 21, 2023 at 6:48 PM

I don’t get it

Shreemaan420 t1_j9ggavn wrote on February 21, 2023 at 7:40 PM

"a priest, a pastor and a rabbi ..." is a typical starting line of many a jokes