Submitted by issapenguin t3_11dwi98 in Jokes
They named it tit for tat.
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uthini_mfowethu t1_jabkfok wrote
I have man boobs, where do I pay?
Bumpass t1_jabdd9u wrote
Well that's perfect because I need a tat for my tit.
Conscious-Rip4407 t1_jacpdo4 wrote
I taught I taw a titty-tat!
NeverForNoReason t1_jadnpx1 wrote
I taught I taw a tatty tit!
bAssmaster667 t1_jae2atk wrote
I was a tattoo artist in the 90’s (damn I’m old…) and Tuesday nights were notoriously slow so I started “School Girl Tuesday’s” come in dressed as a schoolgirl (in full costume) and get half off any tattoo. It was a huge hit and I was busier than ever. I had a guy come in wanting an armband and I had to make sn appointment because I was so busy. He asked what’s the deal with all the schoolgirls and I told him. He asked if fr dressed up can get half off? I told him the better he’s dressed tge deeper the discount. He cane back in I. It’s appointment dressed up 110%… baby doll hooker shoes, knee highs, skirt, blouse, pigtail wig, big fake tits and white cotton panties, makeup lashes and all I did the whole job for free. He sat there for three hours getting hit on by men, women and even the shop cat was rubbing against him… humor is always appreciated.
gt0075b t1_jabfg12 wrote
Can you flash your ass for a tat too?
MadNhater t1_jabmbwx wrote
You’ll get a shitty tattoo instead of a titillating one.
galloping_skeptic t1_jad685i wrote
Hey, let's not be too judgey. It could be fantasstic.
SorenoSanguinem t1_jacyk77 wrote
There's actually a place called Tit 4 Tat in Pensacola, Florida
cherryhilljawnz t1_jad24yp wrote
Classy
ChilliPeppah1 t1_jaett59 wrote
I started a cable show called SHOW US YOUR TATS…and they did!
doitup69 t1_jacdnhr wrote
Flash for flash
panlevap t1_jae8ius wrote
Finally someone who is willing to work for exposure…
bonezo t1_jabssjo wrote
Do they do dog grooming on the side? Butts for Mutts?
theepi_pillodu t1_jac9x3k wrote
Dog grooming or dog breeding?
Think-Builder-1650 t1_jadxg1n wrote
Never breed dogs, that's beastiality
Actually_Jeff_Dahmer t1_jae2hbh wrote
NOW YOU TELL ME
Difficult-Reach-5205 t1_jaciioz wrote
cash of flash that's tit for tat sounds rad very well and glad.
TryAgn747 t1_jacxihe wrote
∆ shows up with a pile of drip edge. What can I get for this?
WildCoyote369 t1_jaczy7h wrote
This would be genius if legal but bad for supplies. Not possible to buy ink with a memory of a sweet rack. Unless you use Polaroids and turn it into a currency some how? Identification screening for Age requirement is a Must. 18 and older.
There you go Reddit have fun...
deltadstroyer t1_jad0vpq wrote
..."flashbang"
cherryhilljawnz t1_jad2ayp wrote
Why wouldn't a flash bang work on Helen Keller?
she is dead
Indifferentchildren t1_jace5lt wrote
(W)ink
jak94c t1_jaceoed wrote
Flash sale tats are always fun to be fair
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Tobio88 t1_jad2636 wrote
A lot of dicks come in tho
spidermike4498 t1_jadmorh wrote
Except for the the line of dudes outside with their junk hanging out.
spidermike4498 t1_jadn32a wrote
Its tat tastical
Think-Builder-1650 t1_jadxal8 wrote
Wizard's sleeve for a sleeve
ThunderAndSadness t1_jadyl3m wrote
Forgot what r/ I was in and just started questioning their decision because it didn't seem financially responsible
In hindsight, if I had a tattoo parlor, offering a discount for a flash would be worth to try
Ogfrebu83 t1_jae7mui wrote
Tat should be long...
TheJanJonatan t1_jaecfm3 wrote
That must be an attractive offer for photographers
HairlessHoudini t1_jaekvbt wrote
Pics or it didn't happen
Stakbrok t1_jaeq5sh wrote
I'm sure those flashes will pay for the electricity bills. Or is your friend also going to flash his wingwong at the electricity company? Last time I tried they did not accept that as a form of payment.
ChilliPeppah1 t1_jaetozu wrote
He’s gonna go bust very soon
J4MES101 t1_jadxfhy wrote
Should have been tat for tit
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RepresentativeTwo562 t1_jacjmka wrote
What is the flat rate?