Snow.

Submitted by Buddy2269 t3_119fu59 in Jokes

Snow is like a penis.

It's measured in inches and soft to the touch.

It cums when you least expect it and it never gets as deep as you'd like it.

Driving in the snow is like eating pussy, if you don't slow down and pay attention you could slide into the asshole in front of you...

Be careful this winter.

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Agile-Essay-4050 t1_j9lxlj5 wrote

There's medication you can take, and don't underestimate eating an ass.

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mours_lours t1_j9mn65m wrote

honnestly this would've been way funnier with just the eating pussy joke

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will-read t1_j9qiw11 wrote

You never know how many inches you’re going to get until it’s over.

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Cosmo1222 t1_j9m0jp1 wrote

Do similarities end there? They're both cooler than average body temperature They get wet when they're warmed up. They're both more useful when they're packed full and hard, though you can't (easily) build an igloo out of penises. They're both oddly satisfying to pack in to crevices. . . Someone want to take the baton and keep going here?

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Dry_Departure_5692 t1_j9mfypi wrote

They're both fun to suck, they both start soft but can be made hard with nimble fingers, and the longer it's out in the open, the wetter it gets

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XueShiLong t1_j9lvvev wrote

huh huh huh

you said penis

durr

durr

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Buddy2269 OP t1_j9lwddy wrote

You can also say fuck, fuck, fuck if you want to.

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