Do similarities end there? They're both cooler than average body temperature They get wet when they're warmed up. They're both more useful when they're packed full and hard, though you can't (easily) build an igloo out of penises. They're both oddly satisfying to pack in to crevices. . . Someone want to take the baton and keep going here?

Dry_Departure_5692 t1_j9mfypi wrote on February 23, 2023 at 12:48 AM

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Replying to Cosmo1222 (#1,928,248)

They're both fun to suck, they both start soft but can be made hard with nimble fingers, and the longer it's out in the open, the wetter it gets

mours_lours t1_j9mn65m wrote on February 23, 2023 at 1:40 AM

#1,930,798

honnestly this would've been way funnier with just the eating pussy joke

will-read t1_j9qiw11 wrote on February 23, 2023 at 9:14 PM

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You never know how many inches you’re going to get until it’s over.