Statistically there are 2 popes per square kilometer in the Vatican
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notaliberal2021 t1_ja7h3g2 wrote
Not any longer.
PygmeePony t1_ja7i4vh wrote
This joke is going to age like milk.
GroundbreakingRisk93 t1_ja7icc3 wrote
Chonky smell bad?
YVRJon t1_ja8r0un wrote
There are now; for a few years, there were four popes/km^(2).
(Area of Vatican City is 0.44 km^(2))
D3veated t1_ja9hzai wrote
The Vatican is 0.17 square miles. As long as there's at least one pope in the country, then that's about 5.88 popes per square mile.
Now, if the pope is only there 1/3 of the time, then the math checks out.
ZacharyS94 t1_ja9qc82 wrote
Side splitting, that. In what world does a bit of trivia pass as a joke?
notaliberal2021 t1_ja9qhmv wrote
There is only one living Pope.
YVRJon t1_ja9qln1 wrote
Yes, but for several years there was a Pope Emeritus
b0atsnho3s t1_ja9rus5 wrote
Chunky lemon milk
crashespad t1_ja9tbzz wrote
75% of all statistics are made up... Including this one.
Hesquiat t1_ja9z7qy wrote
It’s funny because they’re pretending miles are kilometres, in a deadpan tone so that somebody might think it’s just a confused American
notaliberal2021 t1_jaa7z6v wrote
Yes, but we are talking about now, not before.
notaliberal2021 t1_jaa838g wrote
The joke was in the present tense.
YVRJon t1_jaa89zt wrote
Yes, and because the area of Vatican City is slightly under half a square km, the single Pope gives a Papal density of a little over 2 per square km.
GroundbreakingRisk93 t1_jaaiz8x wrote
Mmm good
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crispilly OP t1_jabczb3 wrote
Before what?
notaliberal2021 t1_jaemonf wrote
Never mind
FirstSineOfMadness t1_ja7fgm8 wrote
Holy shit u rite