3 men stumble upon a lamp and they rub it, and out comes a genie. The genie says

"I will grant each of you 3 wishes."

The first man thinks long and hard, and then says

"I want to have a million dollars"

The genie snaps his fingers and poof, the man now has a million dollars. The second man thinks long and hard about his first wish, and then says

"I want to be the richest man on the planet."

Poof, the man had now had a lot of investments, and successful business's. It was time for the 3rd man. He thought long and hard and then said

"I want my right arm to rotate 360° perpetually, moving clockwise."

Poof, the man's right arm was now spinning perpetually in a clockwise direction. Now back to the first man, time for his second wish. He thought long and hard about his second wish and then said

"I wish I was married to the most beautiful girl."

Poof, his wife was now a beautiful blonde. Now time for the second man's second wish. He thought long and hard and then said

"I want all the most beautiful women to be attracted to me."

Poof, now every beautiful girl could not break their gaze from the second man, due to how infatuated they were with him. Now time for the third man's second wish. He thought long and hard and then said

"I want my left arm to rotate 360° perpetually, moving counterclockwise."

Poof, the man's left arm was now spinning counterclockwise, until the end of time.

Now back to the first man, time for his final wish. He thought long and hard and said

"I want to own a house on the beach, next to the gulf of mexico."

Poof, he now had a wonderful house with a great view of the ocean. The second man thought long and hard about his last wish. He thought that he loved the place he was staying at now, but he's always wanted a mustang. So that's what he asked for. Poof. He now had a sparkling brand new, Ford mustang. Now for the third man's final wish. He thought long and hard, and said

"I want my head to perpetually Bob back and forth, till the end of time."

Poof, now the third man's head would bob back and forth, forever. The men were all satisfied, and parted ways.

20 years later they all ran into each other. The first man talked with the second man. While the third man listened. The first man said

"Life was great for the first few years. I ended up spending all my money, my beautiful wife left me for a hotter guy, and I ended up losing my beach house because I couldn't afford it. The ride was fun, I had a few good years with all of my stuff."

The second man responded

"I'm sorry to hear! But at least you had fun. My buisness is still thriving, and I have made a lot of proceeds, and I still am the richest man to this day. All the girls love me, and I'm married to a pretty woman of my dreams. And my car is still as fast as ever and I have a blast with it."

The two men seemed happy for each other, when just then, the third man butted in. He looked comical for sure, with his arms spinning and his head bobbing. He then spoke and said

"Guys.... I think I fucked up."