Submitted by Outlaw_Trucker1977 t3_118qlwx in Jokes

3 men stumble upon a lamp and they rub it, and out comes a genie. The genie says

"I will grant each of you 3 wishes."

The first man thinks long and hard, and then says

"I want to have a million dollars"

The genie snaps his fingers and poof, the man now has a million dollars. The second man thinks long and hard about his first wish, and then says

"I want to be the richest man on the planet."

Poof, the man had now had a lot of investments, and successful business's. It was time for the 3rd man. He thought long and hard and then said

"I want my right arm to rotate 360° perpetually, moving clockwise."

Poof, the man's right arm was now spinning perpetually in a clockwise direction. Now back to the first man, time for his second wish. He thought long and hard about his second wish and then said

"I wish I was married to the most beautiful girl."

Poof, his wife was now a beautiful blonde. Now time for the second man's second wish. He thought long and hard and then said

"I want all the most beautiful women to be attracted to me."

Poof, now every beautiful girl could not break their gaze from the second man, due to how infatuated they were with him. Now time for the third man's second wish. He thought long and hard and then said

"I want my left arm to rotate 360° perpetually, moving counterclockwise."

Poof, the man's left arm was now spinning counterclockwise, until the end of time.

Now back to the first man, time for his final wish. He thought long and hard and said

"I want to own a house on the beach, next to the gulf of mexico."

Poof, he now had a wonderful house with a great view of the ocean. The second man thought long and hard about his last wish. He thought that he loved the place he was staying at now, but he's always wanted a mustang. So that's what he asked for. Poof. He now had a sparkling brand new, Ford mustang. Now for the third man's final wish. He thought long and hard, and said

"I want my head to perpetually Bob back and forth, till the end of time."

Poof, now the third man's head would bob back and forth, forever. The men were all satisfied, and parted ways.

20 years later they all ran into each other. The first man talked with the second man. While the third man listened. The first man said

"Life was great for the first few years. I ended up spending all my money, my beautiful wife left me for a hotter guy, and I ended up losing my beach house because I couldn't afford it. The ride was fun, I had a few good years with all of my stuff."

The second man responded

"I'm sorry to hear! But at least you had fun. My buisness is still thriving, and I have made a lot of proceeds, and I still am the richest man to this day. All the girls love me, and I'm married to a pretty woman of my dreams. And my car is still as fast as ever and I have a blast with it."

The two men seemed happy for each other, when just then, the third man butted in. He looked comical for sure, with his arms spinning and his head bobbing. He then spoke and said

"Guys.... I think I fucked up."

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DarkBladeMadriker t1_j9inemi wrote

This joke is even better when told live as you imitate the guy that fucked up.

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viaprots t1_j9ioivr wrote

Glad I am not the only one who is laughing weirdly at his desk. Very funny.. I was waiting to see what odd benefit this would bring him but nope, he done fucked up!

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OskarTheRed t1_j9m4v0z wrote

What I noticed was that right after guy 1 wished to be married to the most beautiful girl, guy 2 wished for all the most beautiful women to be attracted to him.

So, logically, guy 1's new wife should immediately have left him for guy 2, or at least be tempted to

Other than that, great joke!

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notkingkero t1_j9jwapx wrote

This is one of my all time favourite jokes. 80% of people won't understand it, and you know the 20% who do, will be a lot of fun.

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God-_-Slayer_ t1_j9jqet2 wrote

What supposed to be the joke?

Not being mean.. just stupid i geuss

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Outlaw_Trucker1977 OP t1_j9l7cyu wrote

Well the joke is set up in a way to make it seem like the rotating arm guy has the biggest secret. It's set up to seem like he knows something everyone else doesn't. But then at the end, when the big secret is supposed to be revealed, he reveals that he fucked up

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be-koz t1_j9n0r1d wrote

Oh, OK. I thought I didn't get it.

Turns out I did, I just didn't find it funny.

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Outlaw_Trucker1977 OP t1_j9n5v4g wrote

Oh okay.... damn. That hits the heart. I'll just leave

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be-koz t1_j9nii1o wrote

Don't take personally, lots of commenters seemed to love it. Can't please 'em all...

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adognamedwalter t1_j9kxl9v wrote

Literally the funniest joke ever written. Tell this any chance I get

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Finnianmu t1_j9lwobq wrote

This is in my top ten favorite jokes

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Thosefux t1_j9njyrx wrote

Idk I feel like anyone who didn't laugh doesn't have a sense of humor. I woke up my wife laying in bed reading, not expecting to actually get that much of a chuckle. I can't even think about the punchline without getting cracked up.

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