a kid asks "mommy how are babies made?"

Submitted by pacatmalan t3_11conje in Jokes

The mom replies:so kiddo,your dad and i loved eachoter so much that daddy planted a seed! i took care of it everyday until it sprouted,and we smoked it and got so high that we fucked without a condom

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efmanrulz t1_ja8kvcy wrote

My daughters have figured out that mommy and daddy do something but they aren't sure what. Then mommy has a baby. I'm happy because the only thing I did a couple years ago was make sure the grass was cut and the snow shoveled.

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Round_Nerve7948 t1_ja5jldo wrote

She probably didn't expect the answer to be Netflix and chill!

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Substantial-diabetic t1_ja4qjc0 wrote

You see when mommy and daddy love each other so much they rub spores and then you come out of another unexpected person grow in them and burst out killing the host

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Technical-Wedding-85 t1_ja5b88j wrote

Basically the joke: Dad plants weed, they smoke it and got so high that hardcore fucked.

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mours_lours t1_ja75fpa wrote

The joke is the misdirection idiot, of course it's not funny if you explain it in plain english

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