Submitted by pacatmalan t3_11conje in Jokes
The mom replies:so kiddo,your dad and i loved eachoter so much that daddy planted a seed! i took care of it everyday until it sprouted,and we smoked it and got so high that we fucked without a condom
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Substantial-diabetic t1_ja4qjc0 wrote
You see when mommy and daddy love each other so much they rub spores and then you come out of another unexpected person grow in them and burst out killing the host
TheEmeraldKnite t1_ja4yccp wrote
Well… anyway
BunnyTheCow t1_ja570fp wrote
How Is Babby Formed?
Technical-Wedding-85 t1_ja5b88j wrote
Basically the joke: Dad plants weed, they smoke it and got so high that hardcore fucked.
Round_Nerve7948 t1_ja5jldo wrote
She probably didn't expect the answer to be Netflix and chill!
[deleted] t1_ja5l0bq wrote
Uh
nosomthin t1_ja5pwnz wrote
You ok? Smoke some of that plant?
mours_lours t1_ja75fpa wrote
The joke is the misdirection idiot, of course it's not funny if you explain it in plain english
Azarath_HK t1_ja79z33 wrote
Thanks Sherlock
ForFuckHonor2 t1_ja7lgaq wrote
Eventually
Simeon_Petrov1 t1_ja7p0zy wrote
-13 points
lil-carmine t1_ja7zg7m wrote
Nah really? Didnt realize this /s
l_Mr_Vader_l t1_ja87516 wrote
Well played sire
Simeon_Petrov1 t1_ja8cx1l wrote
efmanrulz t1_ja8kvcy wrote
My daughters have figured out that mommy and daddy do something but they aren't sure what. Then mommy has a baby. I'm happy because the only thing I did a couple years ago was make sure the grass was cut and the snow shoveled.
akahaus t1_ja99tbv wrote
Wait are you saying they had S-E-X?
Technical-Wedding-85 t1_ja9c30v wrote
No they fucked
HighRes- t1_ja4aqo7 wrote
Oh