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DrLycFerno t1_ja3cze6 wrote

Your joke is outdated, now we're above 8 billion

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ohbyerly t1_ja3u1vw wrote

Not to mention the fact that it’s a fucking Chuck Norris joke

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ObtuseBug t1_ja3xyhk wrote

Keep laughing until you get that roundhouse out of nowhere, but also directly in front of you.

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ohbyerly t1_ja4jiyq wrote

Chuck Norris jokes died with the housing market in 2008

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Shaggypezdispense t1_ja52dw4 wrote

Nah they’re still funny if you don’t just follow the internet’s standard of funny

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Waitsfornoone t1_ja3nptq wrote

8.01

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Mindless-Ad2244 t1_ja3o7gt wrote

Non-western traditional people: y-yeah, only 8.01 billion,,,, Bayode! Tell your 16 brothers to stay hidden a few more minutes

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Wolfenberg t1_ja4mdit wrote

Back from when "let's them live" would be an excusable mistake..

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NoSpankingAllowed t1_ja4a1ir wrote

And 6 billion just crossed into America from Mexico.

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robotnique t1_ja5thex wrote

Whoever downvoted you didn't get the Marjorie Taylor-Greene reference, I believe.

Six billion illegals with probably nine times that number of genders invading the America States of Necessary Divorce to make your children socialists who are taught by educators in drag about evolution.

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NoSpankingAllowed t1_ja8bsvn wrote

Im absolutely sure they didn't or they were just offended that I brought it up. She does have supporters (some how).

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emptybottleofdoom t1_ja3g8te wrote

I'm very tired of Chuck. Can we switch to Henry Cavill or something?

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pork_fried_christ t1_ja46zd9 wrote

Can we just plug Arnold into these jokes? Chuck Norris hasn’t been funny since Conan get rid of the Walker Texas Ranger Lever.

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Sonoshitthereiwas t1_ja423bv wrote

Henry Cavill is too much of a class act to go around round housing folks

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D3veated t1_ja3goa3 wrote

Henry Cavill is alive because Chuck Norris hasn't round house kicked him yet. He's one of the 7.666+ million.

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tomjam91 t1_ja3p7ky wrote

Let us them live? OP needs to repeat the fourth grade.

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truedoom t1_ja3udqw wrote

Uhhhh....did I somehow time travel back to the early 00's when these jokes were relevant?

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SigerMakkerMeget t1_ja4d2ge wrote

So he's the guy that allows Putin to keep living? What an asshole!

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[deleted] t1_ja3tb57 wrote

Wheres the link to download the joke?

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flowersatdusk t1_ja4erjc wrote

I'm just waiting for tasteless Bruce Willis Jones to start. poor Bruce.

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Ok_Preparation_3902 t1_ja4mo5f wrote

Worst joke I’ve seen on this page…and there’s some bad ones

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treeinatree t1_ja4t27c wrote

Who is this Chuck Norris guy???

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J_D21 t1_ja4x7yh wrote

Who is chuck norris? Educate me I don't wanna google it.

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Plo_Koon_317 t1_ja52rb1 wrote

All those people and you still have no bitches

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Ransome62 t1_ja3chod wrote

And most of them apparently illegally crossed the boarder under Biden... /s

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AquaCorpsman t1_ja3r6u9 wrote

I may not even disagree with you, but this is actually the dumbest thing I've read all day. Good job.

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SkliaHarlan t1_ja4mgl4 wrote

the /s makes this 100% funny to me at least ahahahaha

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derderder1 t1_ja3nnfw wrote

Reddit has a lot of stupid comments. But congratulations on having the dumbest one of all time. Take my down vote.

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