So they offer a retirement package where they have a doctor measure the distance between any two points on their body and they get $10,000 for every inch.

An Air Force General is the first two take the offer and has the doctor measure him from the top of this head to the bottom of this feet. The General is 76 inches tall, so he gets $760,000.

Then an Admiral takes up the offer and has the doctor measure from the bottom of his left foot all the way up and around the top of his head to the bottom of his right foot. This ends up being 136 inches, so he gets $1,360,000.

Then a Marine General takes the offer and he asks the doctor to measure from the tip of his penis to his balls. The doctor asks him, "Are you sure? I can measure anywhere else..." But the General insists, so the doctor tells him to drop 'em.

But after the General drops 'em, the doctor says, "Wait, where are your balls?" The General replies, "Oh, they're somewhere in Vietnam."

Erock482t1_ja4auqb wroteFrom the Pentagon to Vietnam is about 8,758 miles

Which is 554,906,880 inches

Which would be $5,549,068,800,000

Which would put our Marine in 3rd place in terms of countries GDP, ahead of Japan and Behind China