I had grand plans for my life, but I should probably quit while I'm a head

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Wendals87 t1_jac2vh2 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 10:34 AM

keep your chin up

Loggerdon t1_jachysr wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:23 PM

It's hard to get ahead nowadays.

davisyoung t1_jadfv38 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:19 PM

I’m up to my neck here in clever comments.

Skat-in-the-hat t1_jac4uv0 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:02 AM

🥸

intheyard305 t1_jacmesf wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:00 PM

At least you can't be insulted now when people call you a nobody.

contyk t1_jac2brl wrote on February 28, 2023 at 10:26 AM

Don't give up. You can still do bowling, for instance.

TraditionalRide8633 t1_jabzvt7 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:50 AM

It was a head on collision.

Sh8knB8k240 t1_jacbddt wrote on February 28, 2023 at 12:20 PM

Head off collision lol

AzLibDem t1_jaddevm wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:04 PM

My friend lost the entire left side of his body in an accident, but he's all right now.

anterman365 t1_jaccgw0 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 12:32 PM

I knew a guy once, he got his body chopped off. Some guy held his dick and chopped his body off. After that he was just a dick

oisgonnabelikedat t1_jacucch wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:58 PM

Way to take it on the chin!

oisgonnabelikedat t1_jacv6tb wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:04 PM

I like your attitude. Not only did you not throw in the towel, it's like you literally can't!
I was going to say grow a pair, but after reading I see you found them.

Expensive-Original87 t1_jad03q2 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:37 PM

Oh Futurama

No_Recognition4114 t1_jad2lab wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:53 PM

Yet in order to save your body, they had to amputate your head!

Groucho-Marxist50 t1_jad7z32 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:29 PM

I got nothing. I’ve been paralyzed from the neck up since birth.

stonerspotshop t1_jadxymj wrote on February 28, 2023 at 7:13 PM

I won't run away no more, I promise Even when I get bored, I promise

Big-End-9824 t1_jae6ven wrote on February 28, 2023 at 8:09 PM

You could always get a job as a head gardener.

AmnesiaInnocent t1_jaefwq5 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:07 PM

If you get hungry, I know a guy who's a head chef...