spiderplex t1_jadg0q0 wrote
Okay, here's a joke about ghosts
There's a big seminar about paranormal activities - the auditorium is full of people & a speaker gets up on stage
"Who here has seen a ghost? Raise your hands" Most of the audience raises a hand
"Okay, who here has had physical contact with a ghost?" Maybe 20 people raise their hands
"Now, who here has had sex with a ghost?" One guy in back raises his hand
"YOU, SIR! Please come up on stage!" The man comes forward and joins the speaker on stage
"Sir, can you please describe to our audience your experience having sex with a ghost"
"OH, I thought you said goat"
NationalNecessary120 t1_jae1i1n wrote
😂😂😂
Riwanjel_ t1_jaemc9p wrote
I actually had that opportunity. What can I say, it was basically ordinary sex. But I can’t seem to make my bed since that night. It’s almost as if my sheets are haunted
heyelander t1_jaep1u3 wrote
By a goat?
Riwanjel_ t1_jaeqisi wrote
Nah, a ghost.
hunsonmni t1_jaetzjp wrote
a ghoast
Riwanjel_ t1_jaezftu wrote
Wich is supposed to be a spooky goat in a way I assume? :D
Different-Tie-1085 t1_jaf02gn wrote
Oh that's gooooood! Lmfao
heyelander t1_jaepbh2 wrote
Heard Billy Crystal tell this at a taping of the It's Gary Shandling show. They were hysterical between takes, just chatting with the audience
Euphoric_Orchid_3454 t1_jaev62u wrote
Goat between the sheets
Different-Tie-1085 t1_jaezxn9 wrote
Ha!
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