"Yes."
"That's the spirit!"
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Corsicanpavis120 t1_jadago6 wrote
Ok that was clever
deadlyroute t1_jadb43w wrote
This joke is udderly amazing
WhosAGoodDoug t1_jadc2sx wrote
Booooo
mr_cigar t1_jadeepw wrote
Was it a cow ghost?
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spiderplex t1_jadg0q0 wrote
Okay, here's a joke about ghosts
There's a big seminar about paranormal activities - the auditorium is full of people & a speaker gets up on stage
"Who here has seen a ghost? Raise your hands" Most of the audience raises a hand
"Okay, who here has had physical contact with a ghost?" Maybe 20 people raise their hands
"Now, who here has had sex with a ghost?" One guy in back raises his hand
"YOU, SIR! Please come up on stage!" The man comes forward and joins the speaker on stage
"Sir, can you please describe to our audience your experience having sex with a ghost"
"OH, I thought you said goat"
tadashi4 t1_jadknqi wrote
Big-End-9824 t1_jadoe1o wrote
Did you hear about the two Gay ghosts? They gave each others the willies.
Skydude252 t1_jadsta3 wrote
Are you saying Boooo or Booo-urns?
astropiea211 t1_jadvtqb wrote
Trying to get all the milk to go bad
simvike t1_jadwgu3 wrote
Boo-yah
NationalNecessary120 t1_jae1i1n wrote
the_letharg1c t1_jae3keq wrote
Daaaad! Stop!
CrazyComedyKid t1_jae3n7a wrote
i was saying booo-urns
TooShiftyForYou t1_jae6ctw wrote
My ghost buddy seems sad and depressed lately.
I think he's been going through some things.
Fit_Onion_7473 t1_jaecaee wrote
Glad it didnt spook me
lamelumi_ OP t1_jaedmqw wrote
creampie000000 t1_jaef75r wrote
Now I'm scared and horny
ColonelPistachio t1_jaef8gw wrote
"Do you want to hear a joke about vodka?"...
lamelumi_ OP t1_jaefayn wrote
ColonelPistachio t1_jaefgaq wrote
That's the alcohol
lamelumi_ OP t1_jaefjj2 wrote
What
Sorry im dum dum
Inner_Dependent3766 t1_jaeg3ia wrote
I can see through your jokes 😂
lamelumi_ OP t1_jaeg9jz wrote
Made me laugh
rentrub1962 t1_jaejbjw wrote
That joke is full of sheet
Riwanjel_ t1_jaemc9p wrote
I actually had that opportunity. What can I say, it was basically ordinary sex. But I can’t seem to make my bed since that night. It’s almost as if my sheets are haunted
heyelander t1_jaep1u3 wrote
By a goat?
heyelander t1_jaepbh2 wrote
Heard Billy Crystal tell this at a taping of the It's Gary Shandling show. They were hysterical between takes, just chatting with the audience
heyelander t1_jaepgmv wrote
I'm aghast
Riwanjel_ t1_jaeqisi wrote
Nah, a ghost.
claymationthegreat t1_jaet5rn wrote
Boo-yah
Spacellama117 t1_jaetujc wrote
Booooo
hunsonmni t1_jaetzjp wrote
a ghoast
Euphoric_Orchid_3454 t1_jaev62u wrote
Goat between the sheets
TalornCeleron t1_jaevin5 wrote
Scaroused
Riwanjel_ t1_jaezftu wrote
Wich is supposed to be a spooky goat in a way I assume? :D
Different-Tie-1085 t1_jaeztnp wrote
Different-Tie-1085 t1_jaezufy wrote
Different-Tie-1085 t1_jaezxn9 wrote
Different-Tie-1085 t1_jaf02gn wrote
Oh that's gooooood! Lmfao
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Jonsnoosnooze t1_jaf1r1c wrote
Spectrecular!
andreygrim t1_jad9jw7 wrote
That joke is wearing a bit thin.