TexasIsCool t1_j9rh465 wrote on February 24, 2023 at 1:02 AM

Who’s your dinosaur guy?

JAYHAZY t1_j9sc6ro wrote on February 24, 2023 at 5:08 AM

Dino call me guy, pal!

Strfox-777 t1_j9si2kw wrote on February 24, 2023 at 6:08 AM

Di-not your pal, buddy!

Wasteland-Scum t1_j9sji8h wrote on February 24, 2023 at 6:24 AM

Dino your buddy, amigo!

Strfox-777 t1_j9sjn3i wrote on February 24, 2023 at 6:26 AM

Di-not your amigo, compadre'!

RevolutionaryAd94 t1_j9synol wrote on February 24, 2023 at 9:40 AM

Di-not your compadré, mate!

Disorderly_Chaos t1_j9syvcu wrote on February 24, 2023 at 9:43 AM

Di-not your compadre, dude!

[deleted] t1_j9tug3u wrote on February 24, 2023 at 2:56 PM

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cherryhilljawnz t1_j9u0wua wrote on February 24, 2023 at 3:40 PM

Di-not your dude, fren

Aquamarine_ze_dragon t1_j9u6qp7 wrote on February 24, 2023 at 4:18 PM

Di-not your Fren, my boi.

cherryhilljawnz t1_j9ub3rt wrote on February 24, 2023 at 4:46 PM

Di-not your boi, broseph

AlexanderHamilton04 t1_j9tmcgb wrote on February 24, 2023 at 1:58 PM

Fred Flintstone.

Shileka t1_j9sxoqm wrote on February 24, 2023 at 9:26 AM

Do you have a license for that dinosaur?

azeltroth t1_j9u8d16 wrote on February 24, 2023 at 4:28 PM

I stole it

Timmahj t1_j9uc6g8 wrote on February 24, 2023 at 4:52 PM

Stole it???

planetalker t1_j9xjycw wrote on February 25, 2023 at 7:34 AM

Yeah, and I clubbed the owner and dragged his woman off by the hair.

Agile-Essay-4050 t1_j9rfzgw wrote on February 24, 2023 at 12:54 AM

I am going to tell this to my kid. He'll love it.

ami_ t1_j9sw87y wrote on February 24, 2023 at 9:06 AM

yet we read the joke in full

iq-braggng-o-smrtass t1_j9tb18n wrote on February 24, 2023 at 12:18 PM

Yeah she an older woman. She's been using this same strategy for decades.

Joe_from_Orlando t1_j9tmrq4 wrote on February 24, 2023 at 2:01 PM

That explains why when I first heard the joke, it was a young woman who was speeding

anon2282 t1_j9tiswr wrote on February 24, 2023 at 1:30 PM

Last time i heard this joke i laughed so hard i fell off my--shit never mind.

kittendaddy65 t1_j9tpbl5 wrote on February 24, 2023 at 2:20 PM

I didn´t expect Keith Richards in this group
welcome sir

corrieneum t1_j9stakb wrote on February 24, 2023 at 8:26 AM

aww, what’s your dinosaurs name?

cherryhilljawnz t1_j9u12mo wrote on February 24, 2023 at 3:41 PM

Hector, Carlos and Ali

Oh and Joe

coolcrushkilla t1_j9tu5ja wrote on February 24, 2023 at 2:54 PM

I remember my first beer.

[deleted] t1_j9r9xe1 wrote on February 24, 2023 at 12:10 AM

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cheshire_splat t1_j9sxtwb wrote on February 24, 2023 at 9:28 AM

Hey, there are new people born every day who haven’t heard every joke. They’ve all heard this one, though.

TheWiseOne1234 t1_j9tpfl3 wrote on February 24, 2023 at 2:21 PM

You were probably speeding on your dinosaur too!

[deleted] t1_j9sibr4 wrote on February 24, 2023 at 6:11 AM