Submitted by gilfromisrael t3_11djvee in Jokes
After three attempts she locked me out.
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gilfromisrael OP t1_ja91m2g wrote
Access denied :(
Ahshalon_Tenisk t1_ja91p5u wrote
reinstall the OS
VeritosCogitos t1_ja93whc wrote
Did you configure your ufw?
Ahshalon_Tenisk t1_ja941p0 wrote
i think the gui is broken
trying cli
Bkwrzdub t1_ja9lm1d wrote
User is not in sudoers file, this instance will be reported
alogbetweentworocks t1_jabfk21 wrote
You’re recommending cli on it woman?
haemaker t1_ja93wn5 wrote
setenforce 0
followersboost t1_ja9gm2c wrote
Reset password
SylvieJay t1_ja97oei wrote
If that fails type:
SUDO Touch me
MoggFanatic t1_jabgn6c wrote
Error: Username is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported (to HR)
Virtual_Force_4398 t1_ja93bev wrote
Try turning her off and on.
Buck_Thorn t1_ja93jbp wrote
I think the first part has already been accomplished.
Buck_Thorn t1_ja93hfn wrote
Were you trying to ask her on an update?
JeoffreyDommer t1_jaccxa9 wrote
Should've gone for the back end.
RansomStark78 t1_ja9edg8 wrote
What's was LANdo Calrissian wifes name
Sudo
Bkwrzdub t1_ja9lg4h wrote
WindowsKey+R -> gpedit.msc -> Security Settings -> Password Policy - > password complexity group policy - > Password must meet complexity requirements -> disable
There... Logout n log back in and she'll date you
intheyard305 t1_ja9ttka wrote
Say virtual woman if that's what you mean, you'll taking these pronouns to far.
[deleted] t1_ja9xxb1 wrote
She said you’re not her type.
[deleted] t1_jaajkiv wrote
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Ahshalon_Tenisk t1_ja913jw wrote
just type "SUDO date me"