Walking.
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feiyuew3 t1_j9x93fy wrote
See you in hell
Agile-Essay-4050 t1_j9x9kpz wrote
What's better than writing a shit joke on Reddit?
Winning gold at the Paralympics.
FarfarsFav t1_j9xakgn wrote
You should delete this because it’s repulsive AND unfunny.
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xyzornat t1_j9xfesl wrote
Keep telling yourself that
Falconflyer75 t1_j9xfp6n wrote
That’s not really a joke, it’s a super obvious fact,
also friendly advice there’s some stuff that u just don’t mess around with (disabled folks are usually close to the top of that list)
Agile-Essay-4050 t1_j9xg9pa wrote
Having worked with paralympians I am not telling myself anything. I am listening to them.
SterileProphet t1_j9xhbrk wrote
I walk with a limp cause i keep tha stick on me.
jrtts t1_j9xi2w6 wrote
I disagree. The paralympics get recognition and praise. I don't ever get praised for walking down the street "correctly"
Rebel_Player_957 t1_j9xiuww wrote
I'll reserve you a spot in the Ninth Circle.
xyzornat t1_j9xjrjl wrote
My bad. I thought we were cracking jokes here in r/jokes. I didn’t realize we were doing positive affirmation hour with Buzzkill McNofun.
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Agile-Essay-4050 t1_j9xkp7i wrote
I didn't see a joke from you yet? What u got?
Phyliinx t1_j9xpczs wrote
aether_drift t1_j9xqoo6 wrote
harsh omg
Ok_Climate_9254 t1_j9xs7kn wrote
At least we know the comedy show will be good down there.
Ok_Climate_9254 t1_j9xs8lh wrote
That’s where all the best comedy clubs are.
Ok_Climate_9254 t1_j9xs9vc wrote
Do you think they would appreciate the joke?
Agile-Essay-4050 t1_j9xt5i6 wrote
Man, most of their retorts are fucking awesome, Dylan Alcott was pretty fucking quick. Maybe if the joke was clever, then yeah for sure.
Western-Image7125 t1_j9xusrh wrote
There was an even worse version of this joke. Instead of Paralympics it was Special Olympics. I’ll let you fill in the rest…
Western-Image7125 t1_j9xutz9 wrote
Making a tart twice from the same ingredients??
Ogfrebu83 t1_j9xxn9k wrote
.... And a carrot.
rs06rs t1_j9xxpcw wrote
Oh man
Ogfrebu83 t1_j9xxtod wrote
No recognition is good enough for most people.
___Phreak___ t1_j9y06pb wrote
Yeah it's a pain trying to help them back into the wheelchair afterwards
obiscrabbles t1_j9y1ixx wrote
Wtf man 😭 😭 😭
Ok_Climate_9254 t1_j9y3rb1 wrote
Iv never met the bloke but I feel like Dylan Alcott is a truely rare example of how good a human really can be with the right attitude towards the cards they have been dealt, with the life experience I have had I think maybe I would trade my ability to walk for his work ethic and attitude towards life.
Puzzleheaded-Pop-519 t1_j9y6ulp wrote
666 dink minimum
Straightener78 t1_j9y7xg6 wrote
Hahaha
nondescriptun t1_j9yep14 wrote
Based on this shitty old joke, it won't.
Follicly_Endowed t1_j9yie7s wrote
If you tell them this joke, you can walk away and they can’t do shit about it
___Phreak___ t1_j9ylz17 wrote
Jokes a side, people tend not to use that word any more. It's considered super offensive
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Howsyourbellcurve t1_j9yuwdc wrote
Ah the 90s.
Outcazt- OP t1_j9ywj7q wrote
Outcazt- OP t1_j9ywo1b wrote
I love vegetables!
Outcazt- OP t1_j9ywsux wrote
Same description for your selfies.
Outcazt- OP t1_j9yww3t wrote
I stand by my joke.
Outcazt- OP t1_j9ywzxu wrote
Granny_Nooooo t1_j9zfmod wrote
I always thought that joke worked better with silver instead of gold, because of misdirection.
I mean, obviously walking is better than winning gold at the Paralympics. Obviously. By replacing it with "What's better than winning silver?", it makes you think for a split second that maybe winning gold would be great.
But nope. Still going with the ability to walk.
Abides1948 t1_j9zg7ol wrote
I'm sure the wheelchair racers and javelin throwers will love to have you try.
Follicly_Endowed t1_j9zgi1i wrote
I’ll just walk over the long jump pit and dodge the javelins
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vieuxfort73 t1_j9zmnp7 wrote
I remember it. Actually just found my old copy of Truly Tasteless Jokes.
EiffelXcore t1_j9zuzxu wrote
It's okay not to like some jokes but nothing should be off limit in comedy
spirit_of_a_goat t1_j9zwqa9 wrote
Not having to participate in the Paralympics?
Background_Touchdown t1_j9zzb23 wrote
Make it a combo joke:
What's better than winning bronze at the Paralympics?
Winning silver!
What's better than winning silver at the Paralympics?
Winning gold!
And what's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Walking!
Granny_Nooooo t1_j9zzhgj wrote
Yes!!
I love bouncing jokes off people like that.
Outcazt- OP t1_ja03i7u wrote
r/ThatsTheJoke
drugsondrugs t1_ja0847q wrote
Honestly, this was a much cleaned up version of the original version of this joke.
enoui t1_ja0h87q wrote
What's worse than winning Gold in the Special Olympics when you lied to get in?
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Winning Bronze.
Scary_Statement5665 t1_ja17y3y wrote
But winning gold IS better than winning silver. Not as good as walking but still better than silver.
yor_ur t1_ja1bb1r wrote
Not being [redacted] is how I’ve always heard it
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3rdProfile t1_ja1nxh3 wrote
I'll save you a seat by the fire.
big_sugi t1_ja1pz15 wrote
Which is true, but doesn’t affect the fact that the joke is funnier with silver.
AVijha t1_ja2c51r wrote
Dang it, op should get .... IDK
pawnee_jim t1_ja3e93t wrote
I wish I knew who you were in real life so i could just follow you around every time you walk by and just start a slow clap, or maybe like one of those golf cheers after a putt, the ones that get louder and louder as the ball gets closer to the hole…
tipper420 t1_ja3g3ck wrote
I don't think so, because when they inevitably come back with winning gold you can't exactly tell them they're wrong
jrtts t1_ja4q968 wrote
Oh my gosh, that would make my day!
(But only for a day)
an_illogical_mind t1_j9x8yzf wrote
Walking without a stick*