Submitted by BigSpoonFullOfSnark t3_1227lb8 in LifeProTips
FlyingSpagetiMonsta t1_jdq6kgl wrote
Reply to comment by raquetracket in LPT: If you call a company to speak to customer service but the automated menu won't let you talk to a real person, say "Upgrade my account" instead of "Refund" or "Cancel," when the automated menu asks you to state why you're calling. You will immediately be transferred to a real person by BigSpoonFullOfSnark
This is what happens if you stay silent.
The_RockObama t1_jdqz35g wrote
For all other inquiries, press 10.
Biojack0 t1_jdu2c1o wrote
"To mark this message as urgent, press eleven." 'There is no eleven, you fucking whore!' -Church, Red vs Blue
jelliott79 t1_jdrww86 wrote
Knowing my luck, I'd stay silent and get the 'ol "we've been trying to reach you regarding..."
Hard pass. I'll just curse into the phone, as usual. Half the time it works 100% of the time.
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