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Ekh0es t1_je9adct wrote

I can't take a photo of myself I am too ugly. Phone automatically detects how ugly I am and shuts off. I am so ugly even a phone can't bare to look at me.

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FlamingLion t1_je9wzj7 wrote

Your ugliness has imprinted onto your comment and seeped out of my phone, I am now as ugly as you are, thanks a lot

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neaRr- t1_je9wwi3 wrote

This guy so ugly, last week Time glanced at him and it skipped an hour.

So ugly he has to use black towels only.

He so ugly, he the reason they created underground levels for buildings.

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Psilynce t1_jearsj3 wrote

I don't understand the relevance of black towels only, but it did make me laugh thinking about qualifying "you're so ugly..." jokes with completely nonsensical statements.

"Frank is so ugly, he can only have strawberries in his strawberry-banana smoothies."

"Shelby is so ugly, she has to look both ways twice before crossing the street."

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