sighdoihaveto t1_iucdokv wrote on October 30, 2022 at 6:58 AM

Tried it, I just got kicked out of the bar.

Nwsamurai t1_iucjcld wrote on October 30, 2022 at 8:17 AM

Instructions unclear. 2x4 still lodged firmly in pants.

AZymph t1_iucp6wa wrote on October 30, 2022 at 9:42 AM

I still have so many wood splinters in my pants. This tip did not help me at all.

keepthetips t1_iucb73a wrote on October 30, 2022 at 6:24 AM

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[deleted] OP t1_iucco39 wrote on October 30, 2022 at 6:44 AM

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Radiant-Barnacle9129 t1_iudb2c6 wrote on October 30, 2022 at 1:47 PM

Honestly... Just flex any muscle of your body.. And the blood pressure will go there insted of your... Wood... It works almost instantly...

Iee2 t1_iudvsid wrote on October 30, 2022 at 4:17 PM

Instructions unclear, I'm at the Police station and they want to press charges.

LPT: If you have wood in your pants, rubbing the roof of your mouth with your tongue helps.

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