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bob_bobington1234 t1_irtqmvu wrote

I usually text back something embarrassing or homicidal. Like "Stop screwing around Boris, did you get that woodchipper? This guy isn't going to take himself apart". Or "hey baby, I had a great time last night. The way you moved in that Donald Duck costume just got me going. And that was the most amazing rub down with a&w root beer I've ever had". Usually I escalate from there and just make it weirder.

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Independent_Season23 t1_irue5x7 wrote

I laughed harder at this than I should have 😂

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bob_bobington1234 t1_irvh9p6 wrote

Covid brought 2 things to the forefront for me. I got a lot more scammer calls and I had a lot of spare time to mess with them. Now it's a hobby. My wife is the legend though, she kept them on for an hour.

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