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beeweeird t1_iujlpvc wrote

"Nudist on strike" is also a good one

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BelmontIncident t1_iujn0k0 wrote

"I'm a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else."

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CasualObservationist t1_iujoiul wrote

Naw, tell them “I’m dressed as happy to be here”

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Charming_Love2522 OP t1_iujoo9r wrote

I like this one. I work at a gas station so my regulars would get a kick out of thag

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Lunar_Baby12 t1_iujmup1 wrote

I usually tell people I'm a pedestrian.

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TopHatAce t1_iujt3df wrote

My friend Chris used to say he was a pirate. A music pirate.

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Mrs_JMoriarty t1_iujw4u5 wrote

Tell them you're a NPC. Ask people who are dressed as superheros for the damages they've done to your property.

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keepthetips t1_iujlfue wrote

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neoncp t1_iujn12h wrote

I wouldn't impersonate a cop in America

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