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keepthetips t1_itmwniu wrote

Hello and welcome to r/LifeProTips!

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If you think that this is great advice to improve your life, please upvote. If you think this doesn't help you in any way, please downvote. If you don't care, leave it for the others to decide.

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flowbee92 t1_itmx34v wrote

And remember to slap through the hand.

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DroolingSlothCarpet t1_itne4ej wrote

How far back in the subs history did you go to find this copypasta?

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a4mula t1_itmxfbw wrote

I thought this was dying?

When the hell did we switch gears and go back to high fives? I thought fist bumps or awkward elbow jabs were what we did today.

No high fives, no handshakes, and sure as shit no ass slaps.

While those may have been better days, I thought we had evolved beyond such grotesque exchanges of social interaction.

Now we're spreading advice on how to look more graceful while doing them.

Hmmm.

This gd reality gets stranger every single day.

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LuckForJug t1_itp8614 wrote

Lmao who hurt you?

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a4mula t1_itqqqpm wrote

If you can't find offbeat absurdity in this version of reality, you'll find it nowhere. It's not about pain, it's about observation.

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