I thought this was dying?

When the hell did we switch gears and go back to high fives? I thought fist bumps or awkward elbow jabs were what we did today.

No high fives, no handshakes, and sure as shit no ass slaps.

While those may have been better days, I thought we had evolved beyond such grotesque exchanges of social interaction.

Now we're spreading advice on how to look more graceful while doing them.

Hmmm.

This gd reality gets stranger every single day.