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And remember to slap through the hand.

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I thought this was dying?

When the hell did we switch gears and go back to high fives? I thought fist bumps or awkward elbow jabs were what we did today.

No high fives, no handshakes, and sure as shit no ass slaps.

While those may have been better days, I thought we had evolved beyond such grotesque exchanges of social interaction.

Now we're spreading advice on how to look more graceful while doing them.

Hmmm.

This gd reality gets stranger every single day.

Just gotta look at it

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How far back in the subs history did you go to find this copypasta?

I hear butt slapping is coming back in style at work.

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Lmao who hurt you?

If you can't find offbeat absurdity in this version of reality, you'll find it nowhere. It's not about pain, it's about observation.