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Wjyosn t1_iuk66bv wrote

And then, one more step... Just dump a bag of candy in the bowl. All the same effect, 80% less douche

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L1Zs t1_iuk7xrg wrote

Does it make you 20% douche just to leave a bowl of candy out? My family always does this, then goes out to dinner 🤷🏻‍♀️ . Our sign says to please take two and happy Halloween

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sonnyjbiskit t1_iukb6ud wrote

It makes you 0% douche if you have something to do and still leave a bowl of candy.

Makes you 100% douche to leave an empty bowl but hey you're the only one who knows you're a douche so do what you gotta do

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