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MrThoughtPolice t1_iui1fke wrote

The real tip is to buy an exorbitant amount and justify by telling yourself there may be many kids. Then enjoy your 20 bags of candy leftover.

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Potential_Remote_271 t1_iui3p4m wrote

That’s the spirit of Halloween to me! 🍭

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MrThoughtPolice t1_iui4q5v wrote

Also having kids and taxing their candy haul.

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teneggomelet t1_iuin4yd wrote

Or not having kids and living at the end of a long, private, dirt road.

Then ALL the candy is mine.

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the_cardfather t1_iuk7jmg wrote

Grew up that way. We had one trick-or-treater in 10 years. It was dark too. My dad went fish that guy out of king size from my mom's smore stash

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A911owner t1_iujoog8 wrote

My dad used to finish the first two bags of candy before October 15th

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A911owner t1_iujos7f wrote

My dad used to finish the first two bags of candy before October 15th

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