MrThoughtPolice t1_iui1fke wrote
The real tip is to buy an exorbitant amount and justify by telling yourself there may be many kids. Then enjoy your 20 bags of candy leftover.
Potential_Remote_271 t1_iui3p4m wrote
That’s the spirit of Halloween to me! 🍭
MrThoughtPolice t1_iui4q5v wrote
Also having kids and taxing their candy haul.
teneggomelet t1_iuin4yd wrote
Or not having kids and living at the end of a long, private, dirt road.
Then ALL the candy is mine.
the_cardfather t1_iuk7jmg wrote
Grew up that way. We had one trick-or-treater in 10 years. It was dark too. My dad went fish that guy out of king size from my mom's smore stash
DickPoundMyFriend t1_iuixzbl wrote
The price of candy won't be the only thing inflated this Halloween!
MrThoughtPolice t1_iujyld6 wrote
I’m in shape. Round is a shape.
A911owner t1_iujoog8 wrote
My dad used to finish the first two bags of candy before October 15th
Applie_jellie t1_iuitlt5 wrote
This is the real LPT
Rockport-Unlimited-2 t1_iujbmev wrote
Don’t forget that all the candy in stores will be discounted afterwards, probably pretty heavily
MrThoughtPolice t1_iujyqct wrote
Shhh that is a secret
A911owner t1_iujos7f wrote
My dad used to finish the first two bags of candy before October 15th
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