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Bubbagumpredditor t1_ixzndiw wrote

Also, steal the utensils from your college dorm and use them for 30 years.

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le_fart t1_iy1fu1a wrote

The real life pro tips are always in the comments

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guyinnova OP t1_ixznlre wrote

Lol, can't say we've never "accidentally" taken a knife or condiment cup from a restaurant...

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Bluesideofthemoon t1_iy19a1g wrote

As a server, I have no issue with this, it’s less bussing for me 😂 I sometimes even joke with my tables and tell them to take the utensils if they like them

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Tianoccio t1_iy22hxh wrote

I steal napkins everywhere I work. I need a yellow and indigo napkin for a rainbow, and I have a 5 napkin gradient from white to black.

I really want a wine red one, though. My red is more just like normal red.

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caddyofshak t1_iy2cv14 wrote

Before I left Applebees I grabbed a bunch of ramekin cups. Great for dipping at home.

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rockmodenick t1_iy2uza9 wrote

If they didn't want us to take those, they'd bring out disposable plastic cups to put the sauces in when we asked for containers to bring home our food along with the clam shells. They GAVE THEM to us.

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agncat31 t1_iy1ir49 wrote

Don’t forget if you run out of tp in your dorm the library always has some. I love the library for various reasons but this one saved me a lot of $ that one semester. 🤣

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jeffroddit t1_iy1xd5l wrote

Don't forget whether you run out of TP or not, if you steal a roll from Krispy Kreme your butt will smell like a scratch N sniff glazed donut cuz their paper gets permeated with the smell.

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TD994 t1_iy0rfwc wrote

The year I was in a dorm, a good number of us had taken plates and utensils and kept them in our rooms for microwaving things or if we ordered food.

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ContemplatingPrison t1_iy0qaae wrote

All of cups are stolen pints or pings the bartenders gave me from bars. I have like 15 of them. They're all I use now

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ericaferrica t1_iy2d4rn wrote

I have 8 plastic dining hall cups that have been trucking in my cabinet for 11 years, I'm not even the one who stole them

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username45031 t1_iy1lmmy wrote

I had a six place dinner set from the dorms and my roommate made off with them goddamn it.

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