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Ello_Owu t1_ixd6sul wrote

Directions unclear, now I just love fucking pillows

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Joppekim t1_ixd71xd wrote

It sucks. A girl was into me but i told her i only like pillows.

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ZeroXDiablo t1_ixd6zz9 wrote

Haha, I'm sorry mate

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Ello_Owu t1_ixd7u9o wrote

Also the condom broke, what do I do!?

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riphitter t1_ixd99m7 wrote

You better make an honest pillow out of them

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Ello_Owu t1_ixdbay9 wrote

All I have to do is keep em off the crack pipe and away from sales

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reddituser7542 t1_ixd97lw wrote

Identify people who may be willing to buy baby shaped pillows

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Ghost_Ghost_Ghost t1_ixdawa0 wrote

Imo a pillow aint gonna prepare you either. Its not the motions that are gonna make you nut fast, its how warm and wet it is. Like a hug surrounding your penis. Have more sex, safe sex, get better at it, have fun. If you feel like you're gonna nut and don't want to, pull it out and go down on them or use your fingers for a while to cool off. Rinse and repeat, definitely helps train the tolerance. But if you put it in and immediately say 'oh fuck', enjoy the next 12 seconds.

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PrisonerV t1_ixdfpzd wrote

Masterbating doesn't stop at a relationship. It's healthy and normal.

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