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Ello_Owu t1_ixd7u9o wrote on November 22, 2022 at 3:52 PM

Reply to comment by ZeroXDiablo in LPT: Stop fucking your hand and start preparing for sex by [deleted]

Also the condom broke, what do I do!?

riphitter t1_ixd99m7 wrote on November 22, 2022 at 4:01 PM

You better make an honest pillow out of them

Ello_Owu t1_ixdbay9 wrote on November 22, 2022 at 4:15 PM

All I have to do is keep em off the crack pipe and away from sales

vi3talogy t1_ixdf24p wrote on November 22, 2022 at 4:40 PM

Plan B for the pillow.

reddituser7542 t1_ixd97lw wrote on November 22, 2022 at 4:01 PM

Identify people who may be willing to buy baby shaped pillows

SirEDCaLot t1_ixd9j3s wrote on November 22, 2022 at 4:03 PM

Start saving up because this is gonna be your life soon

Ello_Owu t1_ixdb6yj wrote on November 22, 2022 at 4:14 PM

I'm too young to raise a throw pillow!