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First of all, you have a nasty ass if this is saving you twice the TP. Second of all, get a bidet. That’s the LPT. Wiping with only TP is gross.

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I'm 67. I've been shaving my ass hair for 40 (?) years. Razor in the shower. Ain't NO sense in having hair in your crack. Just makes NO sense.

Not OP but I recently got a bidet. Having trouble finding the perfect angle to get totally clean. How long do you run yours for?

Shiddylaffbrobits

Unless yours has real angle controls you may have to do some angle adjustment (i.e., shimmy a little left to right and front to back) to be sure you’re hitting everywhere you want to.

Mine moves the stream of water.

get a handheld bidet hose instead

Bigger LPT is to use a Bidet.

. ..I can't tell if this is a shit post or not

Ingrown hairs on my butthole sounds like the worst thing ever

It is no matter how you slice it

Fr. just got a tushy. Changed my hairy butthole life.

Bidet ... The way of civilized community

That’s what I do with my dog, it works perfectly

It is

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intense sexual moans hey big fella you seem to be the guy in the know, so i’ll ask you. front to back? or back to front? and while i got u here, another question! sitting down? or standing up? thanks partner and god bless!

I've never had an ingrown hair there. (I used to get them on my face often, until i grew a beard, and kept it.)