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MrThoughtPolice t1_iy4o2am wrote

You’re making spears out of extra tiles? I’ve been doing it all wrong.

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KennstduIngo t1_iy4z0i4 wrote

No, the spears are purchased separately. You keep them in case somebody comes to steal your extra tiles.

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OozeNAahz t1_iy5whzj wrote

And with tile floors, the blood will be a snap to clean up!

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TonyVstar t1_iy9hch0 wrote

Use brown grout! White grout will be a massive downfall to this whole plan

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bnogal t1_iy7boiu wrote

Just make sure you have enough spare spears

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alpubgtrs234 t1_iy4x1zi wrote

I love a good spear- great for re-enactments and hunting the local farm animals…

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Intelligent-Tea-300 t1_iy4odhy wrote

To defend your extra tiles?

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healing-souls t1_iy4qmiv wrote

Wait, you guys get spears with your tiles????

I've been doing this wrong

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mcpickledick t1_iy54f62 wrote

LPT: Always check your title's spelling, otherwise that will be what all the comments are about.

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chefmattpatt t1_iy4sahq wrote

I always keep a spare spear as well, excellent advice my friend! 1d6 damage, and I can throw it!

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punkymunk13 t1_iy4snul wrote

Instructions unclear: I now have an unending game of Scrabble and a medieval armoury.

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DroolingSlothCarpet t1_iy4qbyo wrote

I will not keep the spears.

You'd think people would at least proofread.

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Zer0Summoner t1_iy4x45w wrote

I thought this was a tip for Civ6 for a minute.

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Jorge_ln10 t1_iy511dq wrote

Keep the spears? Are we forming a Macedonian phalanx?

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BecomeABenefit t1_iy4rvln wrote

Of course. How will you dance the spears if there's no spears to dance with?

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Git_Off_Me_Lawn t1_iy4vsl6 wrote

An extra 10% has been a pretty good rule of thumb for me in the past.

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u7y65 t1_iy4w1xt wrote

Where do you get spears with your tiles ?

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Oozeinator t1_iy4xyff wrote

Clearly this is video game advice

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IssacHunt89 t1_iy57204 wrote

They meant keep the spares to make spears with.

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minenangel t1_iy5i36b wrote

And keep the spears sharpened at all times. You never know when your enemies may invade your tiled house.

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Lkwzriqwea t1_iy5pu6k wrote

OP trying to aid Theoden King over here

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Neil12874 t1_iy5t5a0 wrote

The rule of thumb is to buy 10% more than you need.

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Tyrone90000 t1_iy60f49 wrote

Don’t tell me what to do with my spears.

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locked_in_47 t1_iy6bj8s wrote

Lost my spear chasing the thieves, guess I will get some new tiles

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AfemeAfeme t1_iy6d4tq wrote

Flooring as well..especially if it didn’t go all the way under in places like kitchen under island

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keepthetips t1_iy4npki wrote

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brixton_ t1_iy503lf wrote

I have 4 leftover boxes of tiles by over estimating how many we'd need. Can't get rid of them on Gumtree so they'll go to the dump.

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scaleofthought t1_iy6d4rb wrote

But what if you want to replace the toilet and the previous owners fucking grouted it INTO the tile AND LEFT NO EXTRA TILES. Fucking assholes.

It's the shittiest toilet too. You can't have a dick and not have it kiss underneath the rim of the seat or toilet. I'm not even big it's a shitastic toilet THATS GROUTED INTO THE TILE. WHY NOT JUST USE A TALLER WAX SEAL? WHY SHAPE THE TILE AROUND IT AND GROUT THE FUCKING THING IN??

WHY!

AND HALF OF THE TILES SOUND LIKE A XYLOPHON BECAUSE THEY LAID IT WRONG.

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Darrell77 t1_iy5zuxt wrote

So you can chuck them later

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AintThatSomeSh1t t1_iy6jid5 wrote

Don't forget your bow and arrow while you're at it

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YnotBbrave t1_iy6rkkp wrote

Keep the spears at ready This will shieldwall your floor

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dcute69 t1_iy7j3j2 wrote

Did you not have a spear minute to check that title?

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CuppaTeaThreesome t1_iy7rong wrote

If you used coloured grout, caulk or silicone keep the package so you can find that specific one 10 years later. Or take a picture and email it to yourself with a decent description so the text is searchable.
Future you says thanks.

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bufftbone t1_iy98lzq wrote

What kind of animals will I be hunting with these spears? I need to know how big to make them.

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boodlesgalore t1_iy9lhnp wrote

You're supposed to buy 10% more SF and return the "more than reasonable" extras.

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temp123890102931 t1_iy4socs wrote

I would, but I have no storage because living in a space that is suitable to my life is impossible. (and I make good money, it just isn't enough)

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