Submitted by [deleted] t3_yoo4l6 in LifeProTips
_QuesoNowWhat_ t1_ivf6wii wrote
What if you're buying two shoes?
[deleted] OP t1_ivf7ece wrote
This LPT very obviously only applies to a transaction where there's a single shoe involved.
Now leave with your entitled two-footed questions before I limp my way to you and kick your butt.
Hankman66 t1_ivfga1o wrote
>Now leave with your entitled two-footed questions before I limp my way to you and kick your butt.
Is it true that most one-legged people steal their shoes from shop displays?
JumpsIntoTheVolcano t1_ivfdm9u wrote
Lick his panty oyster until he blacks out and starts farting!!
ReykjavikRed t1_ivjilta wrote
Well then it's not really something to worry about, because even if one shoe comes apart, you have a spare.
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