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odiin1731 t1_iydppdk wrote
"Given how horribly mangled your body was, the funeral home did an excellent job making your corpse look somewhat presentable for the funeral."
JeromeMixTape t1_iycv3rw wrote
Tell the people you love that you love them.
markedasred t1_iycxjbs wrote
"Auntie, you don't sweat much for a fat woman"
kynthrus t1_iydein4 wrote
I called my dad an asshole when I gave his eulogy. Everyone laughed.
bubnicklenine t1_iydzh0y wrote
You died far too young and I will miss you forever
m945050 t1_iydu5fn wrote
When someone dies unexpectedly especially a student you always hear the "he/she was the happiest, friendliest, best this or that etc." person you ever knew. I wonder if any of that was ever said about them whilst they were alive, or that person looking down from whatever is thinking WTF??????
nickatnite07 t1_iydxlku wrote
Every Italian to your face: “ya look good”
Every Italian funeral: “they look good”
Qasim_1478 t1_iye82vz wrote
"You were a good man"
"WTF?"
FrozenSquirrel t1_iydo18g wrote
Give them their roses while they’re here.
N_86 t1_iydk9vm wrote
He gave me $1000 for no reason.
MeneerPuck t1_iyczduo wrote
Great advice! It feels much better to know that you have said it to the person him/herself than to those attending the funeral.
noronto t1_iyecnxl wrote
But if they are just going to die, why bother?
Suspicious-gibbon t1_iyfclyh wrote
You look so much more at peace, I’m sure you’re in a better place.
keepthetips t1_iyctd6n wrote
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meexley2 t1_iye5r36 wrote
“I’m sorry for your loss”
Bill_Buttersr t1_iyestkn wrote
"And instead of saying all of your goodbyes. Let them know you realize that life goes fast. It's hard to make the good things last. You realize the sun doesn't go down. It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning round"
Busterwoof7 t1_iyf4ga0 wrote
Slpt; give all your friends and loves ones a eulagy before they die
Snowsteak t1_iycu0ai wrote
While I think this is a good LPT, I also believe that there are some things one may not realize until another’s passing and the reflection that comes with the grief.