LPT: If you make an effort to say only good things behind people's back, and lots of them, you'll get a reputation as a person people want to be around and you will take a lot of joy in your people. Honestly, it's pretty great feeling so good about the people around you.

I posted this 26 days ago and it blew up! I stepped away from Reddit, and didn't get the chance to reply to everybody. But thank you for all the upvotes, and thank you for the awards. I'm flabbergasted. You're all awesome!