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Joe_Primrose t1_j27vm7f wrote

Does "goodwill" (or "good will") on a date translate into a little something something?

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the_undertow OP t1_j27wbdn wrote

Haha. I think my accounting terms got in the way. Goodwill = some sort of appreciation.

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TuckerCarlsonsOhface t1_j27wou9 wrote

Wink wink

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Joe_Primrose t1_j27wz8n wrote

Jar of sauce and some noodles? Just think of what you can get for a steak and a baked potato.

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MixesLiesWithTruth t1_j27xw1p wrote

Know what you can do with a baked potato? Pour sweet cream on it.

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the_undertow OP t1_j27z9wp wrote

you guys are really reaching into the elite status of being able to afford such luxuries!

also, fun fact, I live in WI - you can put sweet cream on anything.

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DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j286gxk wrote

>As a meddling professor, I urge my students to try making dinner for a date

>The trope of a professor dating a student is hyperbole. It is minimal and immaterial.

>Goodwill = some sort of appreciation.

What the hell.

u/the_undertow it's my opinion that you're a mooching shark, swimming in the pool of youth you can manipulate for your desires.

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Samuel_Clemen-party t1_j27zfvj wrote

Why are you dating your students?

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DanteFigure t1_j287yu3 wrote

Just gonna mention "marry me chicken" also has proven... results.

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Dave-justdave t1_j282n7t wrote

Don't forget the garlic bread

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the_undertow OP t1_j282wrl wrote

I should have mentioned that. Not because it is imperative for those who have allergies, but because vampires and you can never be too safe.

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keepthetips t1_j27vflw wrote

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this_is_an_alaia t1_j28pahb wrote

Why are your students coming to you for dating advice

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ElMiko97 t1_j2ae732 wrote

Should probably recommend making pasta with the pasta sauce. Noodles (Asian) and pasta (Italian) are similar but not interchangeable.

I have never had noodles and pasta sauce though; maybe you're on to something!

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SonOfTed t1_j2888zb wrote

For the sauce, cook it a bit until it turns a shade darker. Now you'll have a gourmet meal. You can also add depth by first adding (and cooking to darken) some tomato paste. Garlic, peppers and onions are usually also appreciated in a sauce. Bonus points for sundried tomatoes.

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