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Joe_Primrose t1_j27vm7f wrote
Does "goodwill" (or "good will") on a date translate into a little something something?
the_undertow OP t1_j27wbdn wrote
Haha. I think my accounting terms got in the way. Goodwill = some sort of appreciation.
TuckerCarlsonsOhface t1_j27wou9 wrote
Wink wink
Joe_Primrose t1_j27wz8n wrote
Jar of sauce and some noodles? Just think of what you can get for a steak and a baked potato.
MixesLiesWithTruth t1_j27xw1p wrote
Know what you can do with a baked potato? Pour sweet cream on it.
the_undertow OP t1_j27z9wp wrote
you guys are really reaching into the elite status of being able to afford such luxuries!
also, fun fact, I live in WI - you can put sweet cream on anything.
Samuel_Clemen-party t1_j27zfvj wrote
Why are you dating your students?
TuckerCarlsonsOhface t1_j2801mz wrote
Wink wink
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Ragnarocke1 t1_j282lv7 wrote
Taking kids to school in your office hours- love the tip and the quip.
Dave-justdave t1_j282n7t wrote
Don't forget the garlic bread
the_undertow OP t1_j282wrl wrote
I should have mentioned that. Not because it is imperative for those who have allergies, but because vampires and you can never be too safe.
MixesLiesWithTruth t1_j283yr1 wrote
I have nipples Greg, can you pour sweet cream on me?
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DroolingSlothCarpet t1_j286gxk wrote
>As a meddling professor, I urge my students to try making dinner for a date
>The trope of a professor dating a student is hyperbole. It is minimal and immaterial.
>Goodwill = some sort of appreciation.
What the hell.
u/the_undertow it's my opinion that you're a mooching shark, swimming in the pool of youth you can manipulate for your desires.
DanteFigure t1_j287yu3 wrote
Just gonna mention "marry me chicken" also has proven... results.
SonOfTed t1_j2888zb wrote
For the sauce, cook it a bit until it turns a shade darker. Now you'll have a gourmet meal. You can also add depth by first adding (and cooking to darken) some tomato paste. Garlic, peppers and onions are usually also appreciated in a sauce. Bonus points for sundried tomatoes.
Adonis0 t1_j28btqm wrote
Sounds saucy
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this_is_an_alaia t1_j28pahb wrote
Why are your students coming to you for dating advice
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TheHealadin t1_j29lq3z wrote
Someone got a thesaurus for Christmas. Next year ask for a dictionary.
ChadThundercock42069 t1_j29v5po wrote
Tips fedora
ElMiko97 t1_j2ae732 wrote
Should probably recommend making pasta with the pasta sauce. Noodles (Asian) and pasta (Italian) are similar but not interchangeable.
I have never had noodles and pasta sauce though; maybe you're on to something!
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